In my Campus days HELB was my and for many of us, the life line. Any delay in reimbursement would see us camp at the Dean’s office demanding answers. Anyway, once the money was deposited, Lectures and the Mess would take a hit. On my part I would walk to the nearest Equity ATM and once I confirm indeed the money is inside, nilikuwa natoka hapo nje natupa all coins I have, and of course, with a few insults. Hapa I would withdraw kidu 5k with a certain brothel in mind.
Sasa kuna day I heard HELB had behaved. Nikafika hio ATM mbio mbio and yes the money was there. As was my ritual, nikatoka hapo nje nikatupa 40 nilikuwa nayo. And as always, escorted them with a few insults. Nikatoa 4k and left the ATM. Little did I know I my day would get complicated. After I exited the ATM two beauties approached me, with smiles all over. At first I thought they knew me due to my involvement with a school team. After a few exchanges, they informed they are running a promotion for YU. They showed me a YU branded Toyota 100. To cut the long story short, they showed a list of possible prizes. The least, price—wise, was 1500 iron box.
Hizi zote ni zako, they assured me.Kuchambua sticker moja ilikuwa 600. Nikachambua ya kwanza. What? They shouted, “You have won a digital”. Do you want to proceed? They asked, “YES”, I enthusiastically responded. Nikachambua zingine 5. In each I won Motorolla, Nike, and a few other items. Nikajua leo kameiva. Nikarudi ATM nika withdraw 2k to partipate more. I knew I would resell those items very easily, After all, vijana wa college walikuwa na pesa. Notice how the prizes were named. The “Digital” was a certain device use to boost network in phones (can’t cost more than 50). The Motoralla was not a phone as I had thought, but rather a hand wrist watch (cant cost more than 100). All others I did not know what they were. I almost fainted when I was given my prizes. Kahoma kakanishika, maskio moja ikaanza kutetemeka, sauti haitoki.
Siwes blame wewe shiny eye kunguru iki pronounce sounds the same, the irony though… ati @FireOne aliambiwa na kungur shiny eye “Moto!! Rallaa:D:D:D”
Hao maslay queen wa gichagi bado wanakujanga Tom Mboya as early as 7:30 na kamini van, me husafisha mesho from far but i avoid them like a plague.
There was another instance where, even today, I don’t know what happened. Niujicheka tu. I have never told anyone how I lost 2500 kwa wale watu karata pale Cabanas. That was an all time low. Kukosa kutumia akili kabisa. This day nko na dem kwa nyumba. I was residing hapo Kobil. After kinyoroshi fulani tulipewa along Thika Road, I found residence here. On her part, she resided in Kitengela. The lady begged me nimsaidie na 500 but “sina pesa”, was my response. Nikamsindiza hadi Cabanas akaenda. At this time, pesa nilkuwa nimeacha kwa nyumba. As I was going back, those guys threw that card ahead of me and “buda tuchulie”. I obliged. Makosa.
“Buda unaeza jaribu. Nifree”. I played along. In all of my tries, I correctly identified the card with the horse. 4 attempts, 4 wins. They told me, hii pesa si yetu. Ni ya BAT. Ni promotion tu. Whats the deal? ile pesa uko nayo we will multiply it by 4, since you correctly identified the card 4 times. Wewe ni mkali. Mimi huyo mbio, nikafika kwa nyumba, nikachukua 2500 na nikarudi kwa hao wasee. Upon arrival, nikapeana pesa. But there was a small problem. Now, I had to select the card once more. Just once. To make it easy for me, wakatoa card moja (hope you see what they are doing. Wametoa ile iko na the horse! Wezi). Nikastretch mkono, breath in and out, nikateremsha mko pole pole. Silence now. All eyes on me. Inua card. Behind me naskia inua hio. Ndio hio. Harakisha. Hii ushakula. Anyway hio usiku nilienda pale Bamba 70 kwa Kihara nikitafuta tot ya Jebel ya 10 bob. Mimi hata hizi promotion za Safcom can’t try.
[ATTACH=full]210156[/ATTACH]:D:D:D:Dpole kwa masibu brathaman…but honestly mi huona ni kama hawa maconman hunusia the uocha in someone…mi sijaisimamishwa ata once.patapotea yenye mi hucheza ni KCS tu since 1998
