Official Valentine's Day Thread

Men, you may be trying to get out of these frigging Valentine’s Day obligations and the Ash Wednesday thing can’t work because you didn’t become a staunch Catholic overnight. Talkers are always full of ideas on how to evade the responsibilities that come with the day. Now let’s have those good as well as crappy ideas on how to do it right.
Women, tell us how you’ll trick your man (if he needs tricking) into giving you a nice VD.

No kusaidiana tu hapa.

You have a small penis and you don’t have a date.

Wanaume wenzako wanajadiliana kati ya PSG vs Real Madrid gani itashinda nawewe unaleta poll ya valentines. SMH

Ungeweka option ingine…

No. Due to avoidable circumstances that I just couldn’t be bothered to avoid.

Right now someone knows that I’m on out-of-town assignment, kumbe jamaa yuko area.

:D:DUtanaswa tu…

Hehe, pengine. Lakini kunaswa yenye siwezi jitoa is when cheating with someone else. Hizi zingine, I only need to invoke a dynamic personality na mambo inakuwa nywee.

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Aawww so cute…

VD inasound tu kama Venereal Disease.

We Bandito!! Kwani unanyonga sheppart? Inakaa ni kama ina-commit suicide.

Siwes nyonga huyo mama.

Does it apply to the married who are together?

Mimi Niko out of town but yangu no for real lakini siwes danganya eti siko relieved!

Makanika hio ni Gsd ndogo ama ni ka midget?

Here she was a pup.
She’s now 8.
Cross GSD and terrier. Si midget.

That’s basically option 3

Interesting so far. Watu wako split equally out of available poll options