Ogopa Mchina My Friend! China Sends 100,000 Ducks to End Locust Menace

Chinese authorities have dispatched 100,000 ducks to fight the locust menace and hopefully end it once and for all.

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The desert locusts emit a nasty tasting chemical to ward off predators,the ducks wont make a difference

The ducks told you that?

Leave us alone,we are Kenyans,we are experts at everything

:smiley: :smiley: si senior

Wah, noma, hizo bata zinaenda mkutano wa BBI!!

That’s how Chinese are invading Africa for the next 50 years. By the time were pensioners tutakuwa minorities

I call bullshit.

east asians ppl have higher i.q than most races…

100,000 Ducks Vs a Swarm of 3 Billion Insects:

3,000,000,000 / 100,000 = 30,000 Insects Per duck = 30KG Meal, kwani hizo ducks ziko 4 Chamber digestive system kama ya ngombe or how big are these ducks?.

Mchina hapo hajafikiria

Us

ushawahi ona kuku imeshiba?

Local man is surprised.

Kenyans do better maths,

a swarm of 1billion desert locust requires 1Billion bullets, 1bullet cost 2500ksh…that’s 2.5B, plus emergency fund of 10B thats around 15B …then we wait for them to die of old age