Okiya apewe congratulations na mawaidha

Honourable members of Ktalk, Cord members, Jubilee sycophants, ladies, gentlemen and she males. Kesho madam Okiya formally and legally becomes Mrs. Okiya. The woman I have dry fried for 7 years and my soul mate will finally say I do to Mr Okiya (ODM life member and grass root mobilezer).

Nitaweka picha ya rings as evidence jioni nikirudi home. But I call upon all talkers of good will including @Wakanyama to wish me well as I take upon the sacrament of matrimony.

Ni hayo tu kwa sasa.

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enda ulipe bill ya K1 kwanza kabla upewe congratulatory messages.

congratulations…

so you have been a Boko Haram for seven years? You stole the girl for seven years, anyway congratulations @Okiya

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Why you not invited us?

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well, congrats bro, lakini mbona hukutuita tuje tule pilau?

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Good decision. God bless your future.

What are we congratulating you for anyway? That you have decided to formalize your dry fry sessions?
No, unless you will be allowing witnesses.

leta cartoon bana…how are you?

Congraturations @Okiya , wish you all the best in your remaining “chained” life, sasa ukae ukijua hata sheria (read Guthu Muigai) knows you and your wife are one, … congrats again.

Pole sana kaka

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mutiso you are next mtuwachie fantasy football

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Huyo madam Okiya ni sister ya @Rahma

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oh yee who celebrates the hanukkah

CONGRATULATIONS UNCLE

Uliniuliza when you get cryptic, kama hapa sishikanishi lakini naona @Ice_Cube yuko rada. Tafasali, explain to the slow ones like I

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Hehehehe, na labda okiya huwa kwa inbox ya @Rahma akidai stuff

Faking intelligence by association.

No invite? Congrats