Old and worn out kunguru trying to set standards

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So I was on CL and I came across this buffoonery. This delusional kunguru wants a man to take her out for drinks or dinner like she is a fucking girlfriend or something. Alafu ati if there is no “connection” between you two umlipie cab fare arudi home:D and if you “connect” you go smash then “appreciate” her in the morning with a token. When was a “connection” ever needed when it comes to smashing a hooker? Talk of wanting to eat her cake and have it. Kwanza kunguru ya 38 years si iko na mileage kama ya train? Why go through all this trouble and shit tests to fuck an old whore when there are young, beautiful, and supple girls who will let you smash the fucking daylights out of them for 3k without all this drama. Mwanaume akiingia kwa mtego kama hii atakuwa ameangusha hadi ancestors wake bana. I refuse to can.

She is looking for a serious mature guy, hiyo ni kuma ya wazee, sio ya vijana. Here it’s more of company than sex.
When one becomes serious and mature, things change.

Kunguru ni kunguru ata ikuwe ya miaka mia mbili. Terms like “looking for a serious mature guy” are generally used by women looking to date, not those looking to peddle their genitals.

Wachana na malaya kabisa. Pia broke bitches. Usumbufu tupu. Wacha mbuyu wake ampatie hizo pesa

Broke bitches ndio mimi huondokea kabisa. Ata heri malaya tunalipishana upfront. Broke bitch mkijuana tu hivi anaanzanga ni kama umemuadopt. Mara gas imeisha, mara simu imepasuka screen. Mara niliona viatu fulani shop ingine hapo tao. Upuss tupu. Mimi nikitaka mtoto namwaga ndaaani sio kuadopt mtu ako na meno 32 na mileage kama ya train. Nonsense!

Kama huyu unapeleka kempinski na unahepa ki silent akioga kwa room

You are a true 'Alpha Male '.

True, siku hizi unapata dem ako 25, no job, no degree, completely broke na bado anataka kukunywa henessey on your tab kwa bar. Whats worse, ukimpeleka kwa mansion unapata borehole ingine kama zile za turkana wind project. Halafu u wonder why most men retire with zero savings/investments?

what a strange time we live in

ha ha ha i hate that too, i had one last year, hata token kwa nyumba zikiisha anakupigia… mara sukari imeisha… mara aliacha simu kwa fundi …crap

38 year old and petite seems like a worn out school dorm duster to me

Lesbiaaaaan!

:D:D:D:D

Liability tupu

Niggas done fucked the body fat outta her,

She is going to be looking for quite some time:

1.She is at east 45, has missing teeth.
2. It is Sato and she thinks she has a right to recieve the same attention collegeates are getting. She doesn’t. She squandered her chance to hook up then with the dunderhead she is looking to hoodwink now. He probably has wised up by now.
3. She is broke, very wrong end of the line for an old single woman. You want to be baked if you are an old woman going out.
4. She is afraid to go out alone because too many times the men she wants to fuck out there keep leaving with younger women.

Tell me you are joking? Phrases like “…you drop me home…”, “…get me a taxicab…” “…I expect a token of appreciation…” etc, weren’t enough to hint you that she is just BS%ing you with that “serious mature guy” monotonous quote? I mean, how can she be looking to have a serious relationship yet give demands like its a hostage situation? Any lady, in whichever age bracket they are in,… if its indeed a serious relationship they want, they would know that, that “appreciation”?.. is both ways; the dude should also feel acknowledged as well, one way or another. She even continues to says “…if…you feel you want to hang out with this amazing lady…” like she is this expensive product that is being rented out for a night. Does that ring a bell to you now? I would have respected her more if she said something like she was bored & just wanted a good night out with some dude.

Just another day in Purplestan.

ok,so fastofall,you are only allowed to be a 38year old petite female if you are white.hapa kwetu lazma uwe na tunyama kidogo…petite inaishanga hapo thate fae.Secondly,sijui kwanini siku hizi ukuro inavalishwa mambo mob juu,kuro ni kuro,willing buyer willing seller.kama si kuro then achukue token in form of kitu kama bracelet au necklace

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