I have conducted a very accurate survey (kama ya IEBC) among friends and relatives where I compared first born birthdays and marriage dates.
Most first born kids were between three months and two years old when their parents married (excluding premature kids) and more surprisingly, many men married single mothers with side babies (see Corey Holcomb for reference), sometimes even two or three kids.
These are the same parents who told us tufunge njuthi na barbed wire mpaka marriage. Who whipped girls for talking to boys kwa fence. Who held interventions for pregnant girls in front of the whole church. Who forced teenage boys to marry teenage girls because the condom was like Chelsea's goalkeeper (hawezi zuia bao).
What ferking hypocrites.
One of my more open uncles told me between cures being found for kisonono and kaswende and the start of AIDS, people were banging like wild animals. Village kids were playing cha baba with full penetration.
Which brings me to the question - why did so many marriages last until death after a false start na siku hizi the perfect man meets the perfect woman and they can't even last a year ?
And most men were drunks, lazy, maliar, cheats, wife beaters, hustlers, broke nigguhs who only offered dowry, a plot of land and a house in exchange for lifetime loyalty.
The modern boychild is 300% better than his dad or grandad.
The answer is simple - the more women become empowered, the shorter marriage lasts.
Feminazis karibuni na silaha zenu.
Try and fight the truth.
Most first born kids were between three months and two years old when their parents married (excluding premature kids) and more surprisingly, many men married single mothers with side babies (see Corey Holcomb for reference), sometimes even two or three kids.
These are the same parents who told us tufunge njuthi na barbed wire mpaka marriage. Who whipped girls for talking to boys kwa fence. Who held interventions for pregnant girls in front of the whole church. Who forced teenage boys to marry teenage girls because the condom was like Chelsea's goalkeeper (hawezi zuia bao).
What ferking hypocrites.
One of my more open uncles told me between cures being found for kisonono and kaswende and the start of AIDS, people were banging like wild animals. Village kids were playing cha baba with full penetration.
Which brings me to the question - why did so many marriages last until death after a false start na siku hizi the perfect man meets the perfect woman and they can't even last a year ?
And most men were drunks, lazy, maliar, cheats, wife beaters, hustlers, broke nigguhs who only offered dowry, a plot of land and a house in exchange for lifetime loyalty.
The modern boychild is 300% better than his dad or grandad.
The answer is simple - the more women become empowered, the shorter marriage lasts.
Feminazis karibuni na silaha zenu.
Try and fight the truth.