This election season has really affected fiashara, and therefore my bank account has been operating at Miguna votes level and below for this whole month. I know Miguna might see this and land me a career ending tackle, but I hope if he does, he calls me names I can easily relate to..kisungu sio mdomo changu. Now due to these harsh economic times, I yesterday went back to WaJothefu kibandanski after not visiting there for several months, thinking I had planted price (nimepanda bei). You know I sat yesterday in a hotel and asked myself like the prodigal son; yaani mimi nashiriki hapa na ma-shoshorite wa hii Nyairofi nikikula shiken thighs ya mia mbili, wakati wateja huko kwa WaJ wanakula na kusaza na shilingi hamsini?? I decided to return to WaJothefu of Kibandanski in the evening, and she welcomed me back with open arms.
But due to the sudden change in diet, today I woke up with a very swollen stomach. To scratch my stomach, I felt like I had to stretch my hand from here to Ndumberi. I could not even see even my kababa when I went to pee; well maybe the head only. In fact, I felt like I had enough gas to make me take off like a rocket. I went straight to the hospital and after explaining to the doctor, he directed me to the lab where I met this buriful double dimpled yellow yellow. After reading the instructions from the doctor, she turned around to open some drawers to get something, and the sight was something I could look at until satan drops his ego and reconciles with the heavens. Within the half a minute I was staring at her, my mind had already proposed to her, been rejected, then accepted, then married, and proceeded to live happily ever after with her. When she turned again to look at me, she gave me a container and a small stick and told me to go straight then turn right and find the washrooms.
Instead, I went straight back to where I had come from. Acha hiyo tumbo iponywe na maombi wakubwa. Mimi siwezi pelekea yellow yellow kama huyo stool,,afana. It is even against the bill of rights. There is a chance of finding all type of worms known to the medicine world, including a whole extended family of amoeba in my stomach. Hapo nitakuwa nimechoma bet ata before game ianze bana. It’s good to keep such doors open especially in this season where the cold season has refused to concede to sunlight. You never know where we meet next.
But due to the sudden change in diet, today I woke up with a very swollen stomach. To scratch my stomach, I felt like I had to stretch my hand from here to Ndumberi. I could not even see even my kababa when I went to pee; well maybe the head only. In fact, I felt like I had enough gas to make me take off like a rocket. I went straight to the hospital and after explaining to the doctor, he directed me to the lab where I met this buriful double dimpled yellow yellow. After reading the instructions from the doctor, she turned around to open some drawers to get something, and the sight was something I could look at until satan drops his ego and reconciles with the heavens. Within the half a minute I was staring at her, my mind had already proposed to her, been rejected, then accepted, then married, and proceeded to live happily ever after with her. When she turned again to look at me, she gave me a container and a small stick and told me to go straight then turn right and find the washrooms.
Instead, I went straight back to where I had come from. Acha hiyo tumbo iponywe na maombi wakubwa. Mimi siwezi pelekea yellow yellow kama huyo stool,,afana. It is even against the bill of rights. There is a chance of finding all type of worms known to the medicine world, including a whole extended family of amoeba in my stomach. Hapo nitakuwa nimechoma bet ata before game ianze bana. It’s good to keep such doors open especially in this season where the cold season has refused to concede to sunlight. You never know where we meet next.
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