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On Monday 4/1/2021 Ndio reality itasink in kwa most of you wankers

Panyaste★

Village Sponsor
#1
Usotaji 101 and am here to see it all. That Lichoti dude ndio ako kwa basi from Bungoma anaelekea Kayole. Alificha Clichy kwa bag ndio asilipishwe fare.

The mungiki motokubwa ako Kiambu sipping muratina as he reflects how 2021 will dinya him proper. His eyes are teary.

The mjaka jakenya is in a boat in lake Victoria . He has bn there since 5am to catch fish but hajapata. He stopped rowing the boat akiwa katikati ya lake. Contemplating suicide.

Out muhindi accountant mundy mulosi is sipping his last beer pale Bungoma. Reality has started to hit him. School fees ya watoto, rent ya nyumba etc. Mhindi already warned him that hakuna salary advance this January. Flashback hits him on what could happen to him if he begs mhindi to reconsider. He knows Patel will tell him to shika mahogany table and teremusha trouser so that patel can chunisha him sukuma for the favor. He starts crying.
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mikel

Village Elder
#3
Usotaji 101 and am here to see it all. That Lichoti dude ndio ako kwa basi from Bungoma anaelekea Kayole. Alificha Clichy kwa bag ndio asilipishwe fare.

The mungiki motokubwa ako Kiambu sipping muratina as he reflects how 2021 will dinya him proper. His eyes are teary.

The mjaka jakenya is in a boat in lake Victoria . He has bn there since 5am to catch fish but hajapata. He stopped rowing the boat akiwa katikati ya lake. Contemplating suicide.

Out muhindi accountant mundy mulosi is sipping his last beer pale Bungoma. Reality has started to hit him. School fees ya watoto, rent ya nyumba etc. Mhindi already warned him that hakuna salary advance this January. Flashback hits him on what could happen to him if he begs mhindi to reconsider. He knows Patel will tell him to shika mahogany table and teremusha trouser so that patel can chunisha him sukuma for the favor. He starts crying.
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Black label beer 750ml......the worst beer in Africa
 

MBOMB

Village Sponsor
#11
Usotaji 101 and am here to see it all. That Lichoti dude ndio ako kwa basi from Bungoma anaelekea Kayole. Alificha Clichy kwa bag ndio asilipishwe fare.

The mungiki motokubwa ako Kiambu sipping muratina as he reflects how 2021 will dinya him proper. His eyes are teary.

The mjaka jakenya is in a boat in lake Victoria . He has bn there since 5am to catch fish but hajapata. He stopped rowing the boat akiwa katikati ya lake. Contemplating suicide.

Out muhindi accountant mundy mulosi is sipping his last beer pale Bungoma. Reality has started to hit him. School fees ya watoto, rent ya nyumba etc. Mhindi already warned him that hakuna salary advance this January. Flashback hits him on what could happen to him if he begs mhindi to reconsider. He knows Patel will tell him to shika mahogany table and teremusha trouser so that patel can chunisha him sukuma for the favor. He starts crying.
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#12
The surprising part is that utaskia mtu kama @uwesmake ama @Simiyu22 ama hata mjaluo @Bottoms aliachiwa 70 acres of land in Vihiga or right next to lake Victoria halafu anakuja kuteseka Nairobi akilipa rent Kayole...

Excuses given usually range from , "Hio shamba ilirogwa na jamii nikilima nitaanguka hapo nikufe! Siwezi guza ni laana!"

"Na pia hatuna trekta ya kulima!"

The poorest tribes in Kenya usually have the most land.

The same narrative is repeated in Coast, Eastern kwa Wakamba, North Eastern , Rift Valley huko kwa Wamaasai and other heathen bonobo tribes that like watching cattle grow.

Excuses, excuses, excuses.
 
#13
You go to Kilifi or Changamwe you'll find massive empty shambas. The men in the town center sipping that mnazi liquor and hating on watu wa bara who are on holiday.

And when these shambas are taken they start crying ,"Our community land has been grabbed. Bwenyenye amekuja akachukua shamba. Sisi ni maskini hatuna nguvu sisi!"

Mind you coast province has the capability to become a major food basket like Hawaii or Southern California. But their top leaders are slay queens.
 

Simiyu22

Village Sponsor
#15
The surprising part is that utaskia mtu kama @uwesmake ama @Simiyu22 ama hata mjaluo @Bottoms aliachiwa 70 acres of land in Vihiga or right next to lake Victoria halafu anakuja kuteseka Nairobi akilipa rent Kayole...

Excuses given usually range from , "Hio shamba ilirogwa na jamii nikilima nitaanguka hapo nikufe! Siwezi guza ni laana!"

"Na pia hatuna trekta ya kulima!"

The poorest tribes in Kenya usually have the most land.

The same narrative is repeated in Coast, Eastern kwa Wakamba, North Eastern , Rift Valley huko kwa Wamaasai and other heathen bonobo tribes that like watching cattle grow.

Excuses, excuses, excuses.
There’s no 70 acres these days. We are down to subsistence farming.
 

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