On Sato I got arrested for no reason

Polmos

Village Elder
#24
Pole.
Hawakusema neno 'tabloid'. Mimi pia nishawahi shikwa hiyo design, the cop kept saying ati kesho tutakuwa kwa tabloid.....because of umalaya. I became friendly, nikaanza kuwapatia hekaya za ktalt. I told him how I found my wife with another man and decided to come to town kupunguza hasira....nikamuuliza, 'ushawahi kuliwa bibi wewe?' Jamaa alinihurumua akaniachilia hivo tu.
Acha kutu enjoy.
 
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TerribleWaste

Guest
#28
f**k the police. I also once got arrested at Malaba border for no reason and they took my sd card from camera. I don't know why they behave like high school prefects... makes me mad af.
 

gashwin

Village Sponsor
#29
The time i started interacting with the police is when i bought a car and i only interact with them when i am driving especially traffic police.They are not bad people as peope make us to believe.Hizo siku zingine sionani nao.
kuna siku utakutana nao ukienda choo ya kanjoo...
 

MegaKing

Village Elder
#30
At what time was it?If it was at night.Of course they will think that's what you were doing there.
It was 9.30 PM
chain haifunguliwi bure
Pengine ulikuwa one of those mofos
Pole kaka. I don't trust our police. Ungehepa wakupige risasi. Kuna day nishawai shikwa downtown nikitoka ulevi na karao. Kuargue kidogo nikamshow mimi ni studo UoN and there was nothing that I had done wrong. Msee akanichapa quick search akaniambia ni sawa naweza enda. Kuangalia mfuko kumbe mjamaa amenipora 900 bob. Nikamshow afisa iyo si poa akanipatia 50 bob ati niende nipande mat.
singwesi.
I was hand-cuffed.
In a country where senior civil servant get murder and nothing happen, you will get shot and labeled a notorious thug!
 

gashwin

Village Sponsor
#32
A friend of mine was arrested for trespassing akatoroka na pingu hadi Kanugaga Kawangware.
I got a call to come with my toolbox to dismantle the lock.
The most tense 3k I've ever made.
@pamba ilikuwa kitambo saidi. Siku hizi nimeokoka hata nikiokota pesa napeleka police station.
:D:D:D:D:D:Dumenikimbisha siku moja Omokuria mmoja dashed for freedom after he had been cuffed for growing off-season tobacco. the way he was waving his cuffed hands from side to side made me think he was a veteran of escaping from custody....
 
#37
On Saturday i was traveling into Nai from somewhere in Central. After the over 2 hours journey, we arrived, i was feeling tired. i felt it was a good idea to stretch myself by walking kidogo.

Unknowing i took the River Road road, few seconds later, an obese, miraa chewing Mofo wearing arafat quickly grubbed me by me collar. A struggle ensured as i tried to protect my valuables and flee myself. Another Mofo grubbed my shoulder from the back side. In the struggle the obese mofo tore my lovely long sleeved shirt.

A tall dark, thin lipped, fucker directed other mofos to handcuff me, I quickly protested, this mofo who seemed to be their leader said "Kijana utajetetea mbele". that when i realized kumbe hawa ni polisi. I was handcuffed on my right hand with another innocent Kenyan. I tried showing them the matatu receipt, mofo didn't even care to listen. I was hand-cuffed the first time in my life.

These mofos would arrest anybody standing, a matatu driver was arrested, another guy who had alighted mat from Embu, he had matatu receipt. Mofos wanted nothing but money. We matched from street to street hand-cuffed as fuckers arrested more innocent people. Some guy who was fighting was arrested.

We started buying our way out with 200, tukapanda 300 hadi 500 lakini wapi, they only said 1k ama ndani. questioning why we were arrested ati, tulikuwa tunapiga umalaya tukinunu kuma.

I tried unlocking the hand-cuff with my key ring but wapi, until another person was arrested and was hand-cuffed on my left hand. I wish i did it, ningetoka mbio hapo, @pamba can one unlock hand-cuff like the way they do in the movies?

One mofo told me tukifika station they won't talk to us. A few meter to central police station I bought myself out with 1k, i would have lost more valuables nikiwekwa ndani.

f**k you! stupid police!
saa ngapi?
 
#38
The time i started interacting with the police is when i bought a car and i only interact with them when i am driving especially traffic police.They are not bad people as peope make us to believe.Hizo siku zingine sionani nao.
Unaheshimika ukiwa kwa gari na gari poa kama hujawahi jua. ukichapa kaguu downtown usiku asha make assumption huwezi fight back.
 

Polmos

Village Elder
#39
Unaheshimika ukiwa kwa gari na gari poa kama hujawahi jua. ukichapa kaguu downtown usiku asha make assumption huwezi fight back.
I mean when i drive from Mombasa to Nairobi since i import cars.They usually stop new cars on that road to check if someone has complied with the regulations.