Once upon a time...

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[SIZE=5]… in a land far far away, Madam Chloe was deeply distressed. Madame decided to post a thread :[/SIZE]

[SIZE=5] https://www.kenyatalk.com/index.php?threads/admin-and-et-al.8113/ [/SIZE]

[SIZE=5]… [/SIZE][SIZE=5]mtoto[/SIZE][SIZE=5] wa wenyewe akaona opportunity. He had no friends in his life. He had no friends in this land of far far away…[/SIZE]

[SIZE=5]… [/SIZE][SIZE=5]mtoto[/SIZE][SIZE=5] under 18 kuona damsel in distress, akaamua acheze design ya white knight …[/SIZE]

[SIZE=5]He jumped on his g*y horse and went to save the damsel…[/SIZE]

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[SIZE=5]But uwesmeki the local sherrif was watching. Waiting. Akaachilia nugu a thunderous upper cut … [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=5]Mtoto[/SIZE][SIZE=5] akajaribu kusimama apande farasi… but his knees were clearly weak…[/SIZE]

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[SIZE=5]Mwalimu Gachau Ngure of Gachau Defence Forces took pity on the young boy…[/SIZE]

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[SIZE=5]But uwesmeki was not done…[/SIZE]

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[SIZE=5]Dunya the asst. Sherrif akaingia pia …[/SIZE]

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[SIZE=5]Trina, solid left jab to the ribs …[/SIZE]

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[SIZE=5]Uwes…[/SIZE]

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[SIZE=5]Mathice…[/SIZE]

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[SIZE=5]Referee mjuaji akarusha towel… unbeknownst to everyone, alikuwa anachunisha hii mtoto managu chini ya maji…[/SIZE]

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[SIZE=5]Slarti…[/SIZE]

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[SIZE=5]Mtoto wa wenyewe akaanza kulia…[/SIZE]

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[SIZE=5]And he warned everyone in the land of far far away of dire consequences…[/SIZE]

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[SIZE=5]To this day the young lad walks the earth taking names and picking fights. :D:D[/SIZE]

[SIZE=5]He still lives with his mother. He is still very angry with the world for his failures in life.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=5]The End.[/SIZE]

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@Mzee mzima yaani ni saa saba na bado haujamka?! 1p.m ???!

So, huwa unalala 3a.m … unaamka 3p.m… unawasha fegi… unakuta breakfast na lunch tayari, mama’s boy…

Unakula… unashiba… unakunia… unaingia ktalk ? Correct?

Repeat cycle…

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@Mzee mzima bana uoga ya nini?!

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Nimekuja. TUTIMIZE

Btw sijasoma the screenshots :D:D:D Nipatie summary

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Coward.

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Leo @Nyamgondho ametimiza saidiiii. You were nowhere to be found. Umetombwa saidi.

Btw ulikua unalipana upewe screenshots? I thought mlikua mnakam kunichapa. :D:D:D

Otherwise hii thread inanuka kumamako tu, combination ya mshuto na sewage

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Wewe ni mtu mwuoga sana. A real coward.

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:DOn sept 26th, 2016 @Motokubwa and his tiny friend walikutana Langata cemetery after the former arrived from berlin amevaa adibas juu chini.

Beef yao iliishia hapo. Si mfanye makumbusho ya 3 years? Heshima idumu. Just a thought…:smiley:

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I am a man of action, sio kama Hawa wamama

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Kama sio wewe purple ile kuchafua ningechafua hapa… :D:D

Ningerudisha zile meffi za klist, wakanyama si unazijua vizuri? Picha bado ziko. Weapons of war bado ziko. :D:D

Wakanyama alikuwa anaweka hadi bloody pads. Sijui ni Okiya ama ni nani, anazusha siku mzima juu aliona pad.

But here my [SIZE=5]creativity[/SIZE] is restrained… otherwise!!! Huyu kijana @Mzee mzima hajui ile vita ilikuwa pale klist.

Saa hizo alikuwa class 7.

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:D:D:D:D

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Mlikuwa wawili : wakanyama na sikumbuki huyo mwingine. Sijui ni machete ?!

And there was no ignore button. Good times.

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Hii post ilikua fail :D:D:D

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Nilikuwekea ukuje tuendelee but guess what… you are a coward.