one more hekaya: how anko sheith found his wife (due to public demand)

#1
This was narrated to me by the wife...
This lady had opened a hotel near my unko's place of work. So he saw her frequently. And note that si ati yeye alikuwa akienda kukula hapo ndo apate chance yakumkatia, like most men would do. HAPANA, but his colleagues were her customers.
Sometimes he would go there, sit for a few minutes then walk away without saying anything.
Occasionally he would go there and tell her arrogantly, "xxxx we shindia kufurahisha wanaume hapa lakini ujue mwishowe utaamka kwangu ushago." But she couldn't believe, in fact from what she told me, she hated him so much.
Several times he also went to rest there and waited until any man decided to give tip to the lady. Mwanaume akule madondo, then aachie mrembo 5 bob ati amwambie "keep change?" Ile vita mwanaume angepewa, he would only choose never to enter that hotel tena. As she narrated to me, there's a way she put his words... "Coomer nina, toa ufukara hapa, hii hotel iko na capital."
Another day he went there and poured all food she had prepared and threw some of the utensil on the road... But this time she was so angered and decided to report the case to the chief... Niggah was called.
When the chief asked him alisema, "This is my wife hizo masufuria zote mi ndiye nimenunua na hiyo chakula ni yangu pia... and that business belongs to me too." Finally mrembo alienda kuokota masufuria zake...
Until then, jamaa hakuwa amewahi kumkatia ata... but he was a big threat to her.
The lady lived in a house behind her hotel... so she didn't care much closing her house.
One day she needed to send jamaa fulani to pick something for her from the house. Kumbe my niggah had learnt that she often left the her house unlocked and this day decided to hide under her bed and was ready to remain there until evening just to find out if any man entered there. He beat up the guy that had been send and warned him, "Mjinga, hii nyumba iko na 'gate' husiwahi ingia hapa kama kwa choo!"
Days passed, with the lady hating him more and more... but he maintained that he had to be her final man and would marry her any day he wished. "We randa randa na wanaume, lakini ujue mi nitakuoa ile siku nitakutaka kwangu wherever you'll be."
 
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#2
One evening while she was preparing to close work for the day, he shot his usual words from across the road. He then called her, "xxxx kuja hapa nikuambie." But this time she thought he was far from her, so she decided to be rude.
"Enda huko we unashindaga kunisumbua, unaonaga naweza kukupenda? Go away mi sikutaki!" Mrembo akamtingizia matako, kiuno na mapaja you simultaneously alaf ye akaendelea na shugli ya kufunga biashara yake.
Nigga listened to all that and remained silent for a moment. She thought she had ashamed him and won a war against him for the first time.
Nigga then crossed the busy road very fast saying, "Haki ya mungu, xxxx leo utanitambua. Leo umerushia nyuki mawe nawe wallahi utanitambua leo! "
(Exactly this is how she narrated the story to me)
Nigga carried this lady up on his shoulders. She cried and cried and screamed, "Wachana na mimi nikafunge kazi yangu, uuui waatu saidia! " He took her through the streets that led to his house as she cried out... Her cry didn't bother him, he told her, "We lia tu utosheke, ni biashara ya pesa ngapi hiyo hujafunga? Jaribu nikupate hapo siku ingine"
She told me, that she cried continuously but people they met seemed not to care. Only one man they met who tried to rescue her and she decided to stop crying... yes, she kept quiet cause realized that no one could help her, ju the guy who tried to rescue alipigwa teke la Mc Hungary. So akaona anyamaze badala ya kujitangaza to people that didn't care.
She realized there was nothing she could do to resist. So akaamua anyenyekee ili abebwe kwa heshima kiasi. "Lakini si unibebe vizuri tu aki at least niache kuaibika ama uniache nitembee mwenyewe priss." She pleaded. "Sitatoroka aki niache nitembee tu"
"Kwani ata ukitoroka utaenda wapi?" Niggah would ask her. "Tutaenda ukiwa hapo mpaka kwa nyumba."...
 
#5
Maisha iliendelea, had their only son... a few years later they started having differences.
At one event, they disagreed critically so bibi akaamua kutoroka. She went away with the boy and rented a house. Niggah however, didn't bother himself immediately cause he knew eventually he'd find them and finally they'd just be back to his house.

After kitu two months he learnt of their new residence. He went to their apartment and quickly found her house huko 6th floor. Alidunda hapo at around 8am... He didn't even knock, akaingia na safariboot kiatu no. 22 (ile kubwa). It was muddy ju ilikuwa rainy season... but who cares about carpets, kwani ni za pesa ngapi?
In the house was his wife and the little boy. Hakuwasalimia. He picked up the boy saying, "Hapa ndo mlikuja kujificha alaf mnafikiria siwezi wakujia hapa tu... " wife was on her knees. He walked out with the baby as he said loudly to her, "Decide on these two things: Urudi huko uliniacha ubebe all what you left there ulete hapa tuishi hapa, ama uambie caretaker wenu atafute ufagio mkubwa afagie damu zenu ju nitawarushia hapa mkaanguke huko ground floor saa hii."
As he finished his statement, he was already out at the balcony.
He went ahead and held the boy by one hand hanging on the outer side of the balcony, threatening to drop him...
Wife cried out..."wacha niendee vitu, aki husiniulie mtoto. .. wacha nikabebe vitu tafadhali"
Hii hukuaga kimodah...
 

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