The usual scammers, lanyes and singo mums are the majority. Lakini time wasters pia wameongezeka sana. Women who claim to be out of town, so they can’t come to Nairobi. Waste of one month for me.
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Online dating kuna gems but kama you’re not a COMBINATION of RICH & HANDSOME. Jitoe!
Niko na zote mbili. Got around 68 matches in a month kwa Tinder and 50 on Okcupid. Ukipiga simu unasikia tu mtoto in the background. Ama ufanye video call only to discover that dame ni sura mbaya, nothing like the photo.
Nirushie zile 10/10 zako nikule
Tinder nilitoka. Kila mtu ana bei. One day I stopped being ‘nice’ I flat out asked bei ni ngapi. Only around 3 unmatched, afew didn’t respond and The rest responded. Prices ndio ililete difference. 2k to 50k
Cant you just walk up to a female and shoot your shot? Lazma ujifiche behind keyboard? You are the alpha male right? Sixpack and sheet? Lugha hakuna au nini?
Ati 50k?? Watu wako na mchezo
Womens want to be paid for looking good bruh
Show them how nice & smart you are, those things won’t matter…
Stupid man, kwani unaishi kwa dunia gani? Have you not been seeing this corona virus pandemic that has shut down all social gatherings? Alafu with all these masks Ata sura haionekani. Illiterate bonobo wewe
Man, online dating ya Kenya ni balaa. All these stupid beta males have made women think that one hour with them is worth a man’s one month salary, WTF? Anyway my close rate used to be better before I started vetting thoroughly. I used to just go blindly for dates, wale maong’ong’o nilikula jo, sema getting catfished on the regular! Now I want to see if that app can give me at least one quality, hot lady, but it appears ukienda huko na standards, haiwes
Toka nje hapo mtaani kwenu, any lady you see beautiful say, ‘safaricom have given me free credit to offer customers and you look sexy and beautiful, a safaricom face, give me your phone number for some’ (make it a statement not question). You have her number…pick it up from there.
Or else buy milking gel, fungua xvideos, kill the monkey utulie
You have just confirmed what I was saying ghaseer. 68 Matches in a month means you DID NOT display yourself as a high value man or you’re simply not a high value man. 68 matches IN A MONTH when you’re new to the algorithm plus many women joined Tinder in the same period means auko bro.
Kwenda ongeza SMV
Algorithm ya hizi dating apps is your proximity to the women, and how idle you are kwa hiyo app. Enda estates mahali kila mtu ako na wifi, na madem ni wengi eg Umoja, you will get 100 matches in less than a day if you have unlimited swipes
Stupid bonobo. Why do you conveniently leave out the okcupid stats? I matched with 118 women in a month. That is a high amount of matches no matter how you spin it. SMV iko tops. Of course you can just sit there on your computer and make up fantasies while I’m actually out here doing things
How will you see the beauty behind a mask? You guys are just talkers here, all theory and no practical
Uko mtaa gani? Seems unaishi mbali na makunguru. Those matches are quite low kwa mtu wa eastlands
Go for eye clinic