Kenya tu ndio mahali utapata salamu zisizoeleweka, yaani za kifala. Here is a list
Alafu
Yes Yes
3.Nakuona
Mzitoo
Not only Salams but We Kenyans are an odd lot. Unakutaa msee anaweka 50 bob kwa Mpesa ili akope mia ama msee anavuka barabara badala ya kutumia foot bridge.
Punda man… Did you know you just hit the head on the nail!! Kwanza hii crap ya introduction peculiar to Kenyan f*uckers: Ati Lazima majina ya fala yawe packed in a paragraph: kwa majina ninajulikana kama blah blah blah… What’s your name… My names are blah blah blah… What a boring f-uck of answer