opportunities you have lost....

ni opportunities gani ulipata na ukapoteza kiumalamala

so nilikuwa national library siku moja just reading juu vitabu za uko huwanga well updated…mimi huyo nimesoma mbaya mbaya then this mama comes and sits next to me…ni wale madame sura ni average but body figure kama katikati ya huddah na vera na alikuwa older kiasi…so mi sikuwangi fisi but huyu dame alikuwa obviously ako interested.how else do you explain mtu anakwambia umsaidie kuset wifi kwa laptop na kuna large notice ina wifi instructions kwa ukuta …so nikamwekea…all that tym amenikaribia (personal space) akiniambia nimwoneshe ndio akikam next tym ajue…nikamwekea then tukachat in whispers juu hakutaki makelele…so time ya kuenda nikamwomba number nikampea paper juu phone ilikuwa imeisha charge juu ya kutumia wifi…then time ya kufika tao nikaingia supa nikafanya shopping na nikatupa receipt on the way…
kufika kutafuta io paper nikaikosa but mi huguess niliitupa pamoja na io receipt ya supa…sadness of life!!:frowning:

Unaandika number kwa karatasi kwani simu ulikua umekopeshana

I have missed so many opportunities to get laid, by some very fine mamaz i lost count. And why do they get upset with you when you don’t show intrest (clueless) in them, they start acting funny or making moves on your close friends to get your attention.

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One time nilivibe dame msupa kwa matt,from town to Embakasi akaingia box. Tukashuka stage same, mistari ikaendelea hadi hapo kitindo bar. Invited her for drinks en kanyama akanishow wacha afike kwake first then anakam. 30min alikuwa asharudi na tukaendelea. Kativoi alikuwa in presence en dame turned out nimkamba. Kulewa hadi 1.00 am. So kutoka na mresh arm in arm. Kuingia vichorochoro hadi kwake.( By then i was living in Utawala na alikua ashalenga story za kwangu ama lodging). Mi nimtu wa sigara so nikajiexcuse, akanishow place naeza get. Akanipa directions nikachomoka. Ehee kufika shop nilifika poa, but afta kuvuta kamoja nilijaribu kutrace myway back kwake nikashindwa for 2hrs nikajipa shughuli. Sikuwa na namba yake nilirudi Kitindo kungonjea asubuhi

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Getting drunk is what failed you buddy

Pole kaka, hapo kama ni mimi nawacha kuvuta sigara
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/002/830/sad_frog.jpg

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Alishajitetea akasema iliisha charge juu ya wifi

Yes sir, ni ulevi tu. But come to think of it, life lessons so far they come easy, they go easy. It wasn’t my turn/time.

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That is not a missed chance,labda saa hii ungekuwa ukitumia ARVs

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Molliss kila saa ni mambo ya sex…nimedhani hata ni mambo ya biz ama opportinuties to make money:(

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aki justice must be done to my username:(

@mollisleloaded reloaded anasema yeye si fisi? That is where I stopped reading.

that’s bad manners as a mod…i thought lazima usome zote…word for word :smiley:

Sasa umeboeka kwanini dear? Wachane na yeye anakuwaga hivo

sijaboeka…ni swali tuu…:slight_smile:

The last time I checked there was a business section in Ktalk…
o_O

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Picha ya kupotea? Na ya morning?

Kwani hujui biz section iko wapi? There is a reason to why he placed this in the sex and relationships section. In life its not all about making money like robots. People ought to have fun too and that’s what makes it beautiful. Why make lots of money yet you dont use it? Na hata hii business tukienda kwa business section we might not get a single thread done by you

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Man made money and money made man mad.

Facking…kwani unaitwa mollis na sijui biz section iko wapi, serre

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