A long time ago, I attended a house party - don’t ask where this was.
I saw a middle aged lady with what looked like a homeless white jamaa.
At first I thought she was his mboch until she introduced herself as Mrs (african name) Smith. The man was Mr Smith.
I asked another woman what the ferk ?
It was then I learnt about ‘washing’.
This is where women who go abroad and can’t get papers look for any useless jungu on the street, adopt him like a stray cat and basically ‘wash’ him. They give the guy food, warm thighs and some pocket money.
As soon as papers cook, chweee (imagine mkamba akiisema), wanahepa.
Some eventually get used to the guy mpaka wanamzalia.
I asked one of the washer about this and she said those jungus are disgusting.
The point of this long story is that when you see a mwoman with a jungu, don’t judge. Wengine wako hustle, wengine wako biashara and a few are in genuine love.
Wacha watu wakule.
1.Define “wash wash”…
2. In detail explain why a kenyan woman pick a broke *ss ‘mzungu’?
3. Lastly, explain the process of ‘paper cook’
Nimefungua haraka haraka nikidhania unataka kutusafisha mecho na kienyeji original but its OK.
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D ahahahahaha! Poleni majamaa 
So this lady alikuwa anaweza jipeleka huko kivyake, but akifika huko akaona aende kwa streets kuokota “papers”? In short, hawezi tumia feminine charms kupata a regular guy who at least has something to his name, hata kama ni a rented studio apartment?
I also thought tunaoshwa mecho. Anyway, hio maneno iko poa.
Me too nilitaka kuona kitu safi…but is okey☹
Hadi nimeiweka tab ya mwisho nipitie nikimaliza kuona storyza Craiglist sijui Tribeka et al. Floody Bucking
Ulaya sio Canaan. Watu wanaumia huko.
Pole kwao. Wacha sisi tuchume matunda ya kulazimishwa kuadilika.
Don’t be jealous a broke-ass jungu is worth more than your miro ass. It is the way of the world, we are second class.