Village Elder
Kikuyu elders on Tuesday, September 27 congregated at the Mama Ngina gardens to conduct an intricate ritual cursing Embakasi East MP Babu Owino.

The elders said that it was a bad omen for a younger man to insult an elder which is why the ritual was necessary - They killed a white goat, sprinkled its blood and burned its entrails and thereafter, left the fate of the young MP in the hands of the gods.

They have since asked the MP to apologize to the president and his mother or risk a curse of such huge impact that it will make Kenya tremble Babu Owino has managed to get the negative attention of the whole country just by uttering words he could have kept to himself.

The elders performed rituals at the Mama Ngina gardens in Thika where they killed a white goat and sprinkled its blood around.

“We resolved to hold the prayers to secure the country from curse as a result of the young man’s disrespect to his elders and the head of state, who is also like his father. Judging from what we have witnessed here today, we have appeased the gods by slaughtering this goat and we hope our prayers will be answered."Said one of the elders present.


Village Elder
Current state of affairs in Kenya are fucked up.. a fucking circus show, In other news owino just inserted his finger in the leopard's anus you can't go around insulting someone's mother

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Village Elder
“I don’t believe in God, I believe in baba. It’s time for Tialala and Tibim. The day you realize what that means is the day you will realize we are unshakeable,” He declared.

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Busaa Catalytica
I didn't support what this young man said , but elders should desist from such practices . Its outdated,outfashioned and uncouth . I think wajaluo should do the same to Kuria and see which one works well .

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