@Chloe asked a question ile kitu nimejionea msa kwa macho yangu mbila kuambiwa na a friend of a friend eti niliskia.
1 - Stage ya Paka Bamburi.
one day around kitu saa nne nikiwa mtaani i noticed traffic imekauka from side za tao, upon asking kaambiwa niko nyuko kaa mfuko ya jeans, a white cat had beeen spoted in Bamburi na ile kitu ya kushangaza ni its head was hidden in a hole on the ground, news like this travels like a bush fire and the whole of Msa island na other guys from Kilifi walikua hapo, The Kenya Army were there too in 4 trucks na pia Red cross na KSPCA, umati ulikua mkubwa sana na kupenya hadi where the cat was ilikua ngumu lakini after a struggle nilifika kwa paka, twas white and big kaa paka ya dukani, na kichwa ilikua underground, paka akiturn hivi kilamtu anavunjika akihepa, ata soldier wa KA walikua hawasimami. hakukosagi wajuaji wale hujua why things happen na ndio walituambia huyo ni Mwanga, yaani kamzee ka mwizi ambaye turns into a cat at night and goes into peoples hse to eat and steal money, kweli some residents of that area waliconfirm those strange happenings. wajuaji pia waliconficonfirm that within 2 weeks kuna mzee wa hio area ata kufa as yeye ndie mwanga na ameshikwa na madawa kali from TZ
:D:D huyo paka ako KSPCA niadopt?! [SIZE=2]asking for science[/SIZE]
Harry Potter pia ni mwanga.
So, paka alikwamia kichwa kwa shimo.
Mwanga ni mwizi na alikufa.
Conclusion after analysis, Mwanga ni paka.
Do i have this right?
Uwongo kabisa
2-, Mbaraki girls, early one morning girls wakiwa parade walipagawa, collapsing and rolling on the ground shouting obscenities with froth coming from the mouth after one of them alitolewa a strange ring na Teacher on duty, told you this news travels haraka and within minutes the school compund ilikua imejaa watu, pastors included, walijaribu kuombea watoto lakini wapi.
Then came former mayor Twaib, alikumbia bondeni akaja na a very old mzee who asked for a white goat, alipoichinja damu kumwagika chini drama ikaisha
3, Paka ndani ya mtungi, also in Bamburi too, a cat had stuck its head inside a 20 litre jerican, how? usiniulize.
was there i saw it.
mtu wa sambusa ule wa nakuru angewasaidia.
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DEMONNSSS
It was in the news sometime back
Mbirrionaire wa mombasani hua wako target za guys who want to wakamua what they have, yaani kwa mtaa ukionekana kaa unakula poa you become a marked man, yaani its very simple, Taka the local ktalk resident birrionaire yule mwisi wa tyre @vuja de , mimi na @mutheu tunachora vile mutheu will use her female charms ampeleke jamaa kwa guest hse, all this time am in the know of what is happening na nimemuita @jumabekavu atatengeza mutheu ile vuj deek akwame huko deek iviunjike, as soon as wako kwa guest ata kabla akamue kamoja anakwama na hapo ndio i storm in demanding money, have seen guys settling for over 200k na wengine 30 was enough, Vuja deek akitoa pesa namlipa Jumakubaf then take my mutheu tunaenda kusherekea.
ukiwa 001 usikamue pipi ya mtu, shauli yako.
have seen it happen several times na kesi yingi ziko hush hush hazifiki kwa news juu birrionaire hua hataki kujulikana.
So kwanini watu [hata wanajeshi] walikuwa wanahepa? Ama walikuwa wanahepa ushuzi wa paka?
mambo ya uchawi hutisha na kuogofia
hii pia nilikuwa hapo…nikitetemeka miguu
5- hapo utange kuna mschana alipuu rusted tools, pliers, spanner, screwdriver etc,
@Meria Mata, in late 90s there was this saga about a lady who boarded a matatu, she requested ashukishwe somewhere in the middle of the bridge, can’t tell if it was Nyali Bridge, driver aka dinda, what followed next was drama, matatu ilikuwa design ya manyanga, ilikataa kwenda kabisa ikiwa imekwama kwa bridge, it was in the news but I am not sure about it.
ile nimeskia ni ya hapo ukunda kwa kwa kale ka stretch ka tandoor.So ,ni usiku,ka kunguru kakasema kashukishwe stage ,akishuka kuna maboys watatu ndio wamebaki kwa kiti nyuma ya pilot( wakicheki matter core zikishuka,)na makanga mlangoni .wameenda ka distance ,handas imeshika kila mtu,kidogo wanaskia “nishushe([SIZE=1]yep!sio shukisha)[/SIZE] kwenye steji”…same same kunguru ilishuka 5 miles ago inashuka tena. :oops::oops::eek::eek::eek: Pilot,makanga na wateja waliingia mitini.
hii hapa paka jini:D:D:D:D
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