• Happy Mashujaa Day

Parents and future parents kujeni hapa kidogo

dude

Village Elder
#1
When your son brings home dem amechapa what would u do?

When i left went to campus, nilirudi home kupata a young maid had been hired. A yellow yellow girl from the foots of nearby hill in ukambani. She was just from high school and was keeping herself busy. She had soft tender features, curves that were just starting to define themselves...
Long story short, nilipatikana nikimdara mchana after mathe decided kutoka job mapema. I expected the news to reach mbuyu and i get a disciplinary action... But hapana, nothing happened. I guess mbuyu aliona man must eat well... Huyo dem alikuwa msupuu sana.
(I eventually got my slices a few times. Shimo mbaya ni ya nyoka.)

Mimi kijana wangu lazima alete msichana wa maana kwangu. For girl child sina habari
 
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Mankind

Village Elder
#5
John 7:24 Stop judging by mere appearances, but instead judge correctly.
Angalia vitu Kama akili, ambitions, tabia, bidii na kadhalika.
Sijui big ass, yellow yellow izo achia boy child atachagua according to his taste.
 

LeoK

Village Elder
#15
When my mum would bring in a new mboch, she'd tell us that the mboch is a relative. I didnt care much coz ufisi haikua imeingia. It's only later after high school that i realized it was all misdirection ndio tusikule mboch
Huyo ni mama like a Boss!
 
#19
Old people can mess up courtship badly.... there was a time i accompanied some old fellows for dowry negotiations somewhere in Eldoret kufika uko their negotiation side claimed 3 million for dowry....ohh sijui msichana ako na masters bra bra bra.We had a certain old guy on our side who never used to give a f**k about his tongue anaanza kuwailiza kwani hiyo kuma iko na tv ndani? iko na massage ndani?iko na dry cleaner ndani? kama si hivyo kijana yetu ako na pesa ya kutafuta bibi mwingine hata hivyo msichana yenu si mrembo".The room was silent for about a minute and we had to cancel the session for that day.Tulirudi huko tukashukisha hadi eight hundred k
 

dude

Village Elder
#20
Old people can mess up courtship badly.... there was a time i accompanied some old fellows for dowry negotiations somewhere in Eldoret kufika uko their negotiation side claimed 3 million for dowry....ohh sijui msichana ako na masters bra bra bra.We had a certain old guy on our side who never used to give a f**k about his tongue anaanza kuwailiza kwani hiyo kuma iko na tv ndani? iko na massage ndani?iko na dry cleaner ndani? kama si hivyo kijana yetu ako na pesa ya kutafuta bibi mwingine hata hivyo msichana yenu si mrembo".The room was silent for about a minute and we had to cancel the session for that day.Tulirudi huko tukashukisha hadi eight hundred k
:D:D:D
Zero chills
 

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