Parents and future parents kujeni hapa kidogo

When your son brings home dem amechapa what would u do?

When i left went to campus, nilirudi home kupata a young maid had been hired. A yellow yellow girl from the foots of nearby hill in ukambani. She was just from high school and was keeping herself busy. She had soft tender features, curves that were just starting to define themselves…
Long story short, nilipatikana nikimdara mchana after mathe decided kutoka job mapema. I expected the news to reach mbuyu and i get a disciplinary action… But hapana, nothing happened. I guess mbuyu aliona man must eat well… Huyo dem alikuwa msupuu sana.
[SIZE=3](I eventually got my slices a few times. Shimo mbaya ni ya nyoka.)[/SIZE]

Mimi kijana wangu lazima alete msichana wa maana kwangu. For girl child sina habari

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Wacha niskie kutoka kwa Wakummbbwa

Meffi.
Kwani ‘admeans’ wamelala? How do they allow such a substandard thread?
There is no connection between the topic of ur thread and its body.
Disappointed for the loss of 2min of my life.

Wait until agonge 30 utaanza kumwambia leta tu ata kama ni kiwete

John 7:24 Stop judging by mere appearances, but instead judge correctly.
Angalia vitu Kama akili, ambitions, tabia, bidii na kadhalika.
Sijui big ass, yellow yellow izo achia boy child atachagua according to his taste.

Is he marrying for you or for himself? This is a very stupid way of thinking.

Wakati wa kuchaguliwa bwana na bibi si ilipitwa?

When my mum would bring in a new mboch, she’d tell us that the mboch is a relative. I didnt care much coz ufisi haikua imeingia. It’s only later after high school that i realized it was all misdirection ndio tusikule mboch

R W N B P

Mbotches make very good daughter-in-laws. Don’t ask me how I know, but its true.

Come ooonnnn with this “kiwete” bull crap!!

Pelekea mum kiondo kubwa ya shopping umwambie she was a clever cat

Ndio utombe mke wa mwanawe?

Vile Mathayo amesema.

Huyo ni mama like a Boss!

mama yako alijua ako Na Mafisi kwa nyumba :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Leta hekaya

Its somewhere in the forum. A series kind of.

Old people can mess up courtship badly… there was a time i accompanied some old fellows for dowry negotiations somewhere in Eldoret kufika uko their negotiation side claimed 3 million for dowry…ohh sijui msichana ako na masters bra bra bra.We had a certain old guy on our side who never used to give a fuck about his tongue anaanza kuwailiza kwani hiyo kuma iko na tv ndani? iko na massage ndani?iko na dry cleaner ndani? kama si hivyo kijana yetu ako na pesa ya kutafuta bibi mwingine hata hivyo msichana yenu si mrembo".The room was silent for about a minute and we had to cancel the session for that day.Tulirudi huko tukashukisha hadi eight hundred k

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Zero chills