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#1
Elders the holy war as started and my first victim is buried under 6 feet of hate to all men.

So jana niliruka pale mtwapa entered one bar and began a conversation with one yellow yellow ting a kamba or taita not sure sikupata time ya ku ask.
This hoe tries to pursuade me to buy her alcohol, but i tell her the truth wazi wazi, that i don't buy alcohol for girls who have not befriended my mjubuleng and if she comes to my place tunaeza mumunya black and white pamoja na Smirnoff vodka. So she agrees to follow me back to the war zone, sa hio nime set battle field ready kuna land mines kama cd 10, kuna automated machine guns as in lube kuna pia chemical weapons as in lots of fombe.

She was a lightweight and i had dis armed her defenses nika eka soft dance-hall music to act as aerial attacks to soften the battle field dem akanisugulia mpaka lieutenant mjubuleng akanipa orders that it is time ,maliza yeye na gorilla attack. nika inua yeye kama sembe ya 2 kg ready for demolition dem akaanza kusema oooh sijui fore play oooh sijui ni rambe matiti but my country doesnt negotiate with terrorists nikajifanya wacha nikufinger alipofunga macho ati kusema aaaah akashangaa d*ck iko nadani from nowhere kumbe seal team 6 walikua wametumia underground tunnel, akifungua macho kuangalia mjubuleng akashtuka 'pole pole ni kubwa', hata mandigo angeiona ange kimbia out of the site of the gracious giant. Tukaanza light na pistol combat light strokes tu from nowhere nika geuza yeye nikamueka doggy nika toa loaded magazines from nowhere 'its time to get bloody' i said in a grining laugh, nilipepeta kitu hadi the great warrior mollis angeni salute, at the 5 min mark kunguru akaona she can not take it any more aka kimbia kujifungia kwa bafu akishout 'i surrender' na mimi my man the mjuols ina sema ina taka kichwa ya huyo mhalifu after 2 hours of sweet talking her akafungua mlango na akaacha nimalizie kwa bathtub, wadau nili nyandua kitu hadi ikatoa ile effervecense ya chemistry tulikua tukisika...

asubuhi ameamka akitembea funny which shows that the enemy has been fully destroyed, nikaita mtu wangu wa nduthi huyu ni wale watu hukuja after war kubeba dead bodies wapelekee there families nikapatia yeye mia mbili na nika mwambia peleka hiyo mzoga mbali sana na mimi ata akitaka akivuka hio bridge ya shanzu anaeza kumrusha huko kwa indian ocean.

after 1hour the enemy inanitext 'hata huezi ni text ujue nimefika vipi?' message deleted number blocked and passed to the next army UK for distruction sasa mimi niko hapa tinder, UN ya ma kunguru nikitafuta yellow yellow ni destroy leo.



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#11
wapi mtwapa. jana nilikuwa hiyo area na ma-orango-taaaaang niliona zilinichafua mechoooooo tu ssanaaaaa.
ingia na huko ndani ukienda beach along the tarmac road lots of bars, ingia piga survey kama hakuna kitu swafi enda next ivyo hadi upate ile ikona kitu fine hapo ndio utanunua beer na kusafisha rungu. There is a bar kwa ile road iko between total na tuskys just 10 meters from the stage nimesahau jina fine waitresses enda uongee na mmoja wakifunga uta enda naye home
 

Idias

Village Elder
#12
ingia na huko ndani ukienda beach along the tarmac road lots of bars, ingia piga survey kama hakuna kitu swafi enda next ivyo hadi upate ile ikona kitu fine hapo ndio utanunua beer na kusafisha rungu. There is a bar kwa ile road iko between total na tuskys just 10 meters from the stage nimesahau jina fine waitresses enda uongee na mmoja wakifunga uta enda naye home
ahsande omwami asking for a friend as we say In the kijiji:D:D:D:D:D:D
 

MISCHIEF

Village Elder
#13
Elders the holy war as started and my first victim is buried under 6 feet of hate to all men.

So jana niliruka pale mtwapa entered one bar and began a conversation with one yellow yellow ting a kamba or taita not sure sikupata time ya ku ask.
This hoe tries to pursuade me to buy her alcohol, but i tell her the truth wazi wazi, that i don't buy alcohol for girls who have not befriended my mjubuleng and if she comes to my place tunaeza mumunya black and white pamoja na Smirnoff vodka. So she agrees to follow me back to the war zone, sa hio nime set battle field ready kuna land mines kama cd 10, kuna automated machine guns as in lube kuna pia chemical weapons as in lots of fombe.

She was a lightweight and i had dis armed her defenses nika eka soft dance-hall music to act as aerial attacks to soften the battle field dem akanisugulia mpaka lieutenant mjubuleng akanipa orders that it is time ,maliza yeye na gorilla attack. nika inua yeye kama sembe ya 2 kg ready for demolition dem akaanza kusema oooh sijui fore play oooh sijui ni rambe matiti but my country doesnt negotiate with terrorists nikajifanya wacha nikufinger alipofunga macho ati kusema aaaah akashangaa d*ck iko nadani from nowhere kumbe seal team 6 walikua wametumia underground tunnel, akifungua macho kuangalia mjubuleng akashtuka 'pole pole ni kubwa', hata mandigo angeiona ange kimbia out of the site of the gracious giant. Tukaanza light na pistol combat light strokes tu from nowhere nika geuza yeye nikamueka doggy nika toa loaded magazines from nowhere 'its time to get bloody' i said in a grining laugh, nilipepeta kitu hadi the great warrior mollis angeni salute, at the 5 min mark kunguru akaona she can not take it any more aka kimbia kujifungia kwa bafu akishout 'i surrender' na mimi my man the mjuols ina sema ina taka kichwa ya huyo mhalifu after 2 hours of sweet talking her akafungua mlango na akaacha nimalizie kwa bathtub, wadau nili nyandua kitu hadi ikatoa ile effervecense ya chemistry tulikua tukisika...

asubuhi ameamka akitembea funny which shows that the enemy has been fully destroyed, nikaita mtu wangu wa nduthi huyu ni wale watu hukuja after war kubeba dead bodies wapelekee there families nikapatia yeye mia mbili na nika mwambia peleka hiyo mzoga mbali sana na mimi ata akitaka akivuka hio bridge ya shanzu anaeza kumrusha huko kwa indian ocean.

after 1hour the enemy inanitext 'hata huezi ni text ujue nimefika vipi?' message deleted number blocked and passed to the next army UK for distruction sasa mimi niko hapa tinder, UN ya ma kunguru nikitafuta yellow yellow ni destroy leo.



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HIi ndo unaita yellow yellow?????????????
 

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