peculiarity

There is this behaviour I have noticed has been happening.

Someone boards a plane and goes abroad for 2-3 years to study or maybe work etc. When he returns to Kenya he wants you to treat and worship him like he is some kind of god. He wants you to stop what you are doing and start sucking his dick (pun intended). He is like a VIP. His opinion matters the most. Gone are the days when going abroad was a big achievement. Literally people would respect you come forward to present day 2021 no one gives a single fuck. Boarding a plane to go abroad nowadays is as easy as owning a smartphone. It aint a big deal. Infact its the new normal. People board those small jets to Mombasa as compared to roads. In early 2010 owning an ideos smartphone was a big deal, nowadays it aint. Same applies to going abroad. Maringo kaa nayo!. I can understand the excitement of boarding a plane for the first time but now the bragging that comes with it is just crap. Ushenzi kabisa.

Another scenario is where one of your pals mlikuwa naye pale jobless corner gets a good job and goes away from Nairobi. When he comes back, he wants you to lick the floor that he walks on. Literally he is a god. Anything he dies or says is of utmost imporatance. Contradicting him is akin to signing a death sentence, you will be banished from his ‘financial spending mechanism’ where close friends get to enjoy free alcohol from him, free food and even his company of women. I mean who would dare argue with someone who has some spare thousands in his bank account. Fuck that. The bad thing with this is that there are some fuckers who will be his ‘slaves’ doing what he wants because at the end of the day they will get freebies from him. Fuck that!!

I will talk about the second situation. In Mid 2019 a friend got a job as a pharmacist in Kericho. With the job comes a good pay for someone his age. At 25 earning close to 100k with no responsibility is just fucking awesome. So since then people never really cared about him or what he says. I mean why would you give a fuck about someone who is not around.? So on Friday he came back for a short visit to his parents. At about 4 pm he calls me:

Him: tallman niaje
Me: fiti form?
Him: Niko area msee. (add a bragging sound)
Me: Fiti. Si baadaye.
Him: bro hujaskia kenya nimesema.
Me: Nimeskia. Umesema uko area nikasema fiti. Unadai nini ingine?
Him: Hangs up phone.

So yesterday at about 3 pm he comes to a gaming joint where we just chill. He comes in and shouts ‘Niajeni majamaa’. No one gives a fuck. Everyone keeps on playing. ‘Majamaa kwani hamsikii’. Someone from one end shouts ‘Majamaa ni nani?’. I find it funny. Alongside him is one of his worshippers. Seeing no one greets him back. He comes and greets everyone personally. He starts his bragging. ‘Si kila mtu acheze ps kwa bill yangu’. No one is interested. I mean we had been given free games to play by the owner. Since its a business the owner of course takes the money. After finishing, he then continues ‘Si tuende hivi nibuyie kila mtu mzinga’. About 2 people accept the invitation, the rest of us stay back and continue playing ps. He was astounded to see the rest of us staying back. ‘Hamdai pombe?’
Msee flani anaitwa Dmore akamshow ‘brathe we si uende ujinunulie pombe, kuna mtu amekushow anataka pombe hapa?’. He leaves of in a huff with his 3 worshippers. Some nigga was like ‘Hamfanyii huyu msee poa btw’. I mean why should people think that because they have money they can just bark up some orders and you follow like you are some kind of slave unless one is your employer and in very special conditions. Gone are the days where those two groups of people I have described above would order ‘Jump’ and we ask ‘How High’ nowadays the same people order ‘Jump’ and we ask ‘Wait, why should we jump?’

Upussy gani hii Sasa

mimi pombe siezi kata aiseh…summerbunies ndio hutushibisha december pale buru…

Hamkufanyia huyo msee poa haki ya nani. Mngeingia tu idhaa yake alafu you make sure mmekunywa hiyo pombe bila huruma.

Just the fact that you can write all this about petty shit indicates you too have a problem. Those things shouldn’t bother u that much.
You must be from some funny funny tribe !!

@tall mnyama everywhere tafta kazi, keep yourself busy

Money and opportunity doesnt change people, it just magnifies their character. Once you know this, such ish isnt bothersome.

Juu hamkuwa na form, mngekubali tu awanunulie pombe then mumtoke.

Is Meru a funny tribe?

I noticed the same too. Actually it seems like the guys are jealous coz the nigga has made it.

Why would a pal who has made it or is in the way to make it greet you guys na mkatae kujibu?? Why would a person give you guys free drinks and games on him na bado mkatae? Tall Mnyama, you’re suffering from a severe case of peasantry and jealousy. Mimi msee akilost for long na atojlezee mans I greet him cheerfully. Au ata akicall kwa phone we talk cheerfully calling each other ktalk 's greatest insults.The joblessness hasn’t done you guy good. Sasa umeanza kua na kiwaru. It’s either you got pussy between your legs that has turned you into a woman, or you are extremely jealous. You might want to leave that pussy ass clique you hang around with because if you’ll also make it they’ll give you the same treatment you gave your other friend

Umerant hii yote juu hauko job…uko na kawivu fulani…ngoja kidogo tu skyline job ingine itatokea uomoke…bora usifanyie wengine hivyo venye umetaja hapo

@Sokwe mtu leta summary

summary: life moves on.
I live in the village. December watu wakikuja wako holiday but wonder why I can’t bother to join them…sababu niko works mimi. I’m not on holiday like the rest of you

This is a juvenile meffi homosexual rant…
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wewe ni ghassia juu ya wivu. mimi singekataa hio pombe. kunywa then feelings baadae. . sijaona kwa story anywhere huyo jamaa ameenda extreme kama kutusi mtu ama ku dara mtu. amesema tu awa treat , ulitaka awapigie magoti? he doesnt owe you anything. utakufa maskini ukiwa na hio attitude