Pee Vs Kenyapower

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4makind

Village Elder
#1
I didn't go to church today and neither did I last Sunday nor the Sunday before. Actually I can't recall the last time I voluntarily went to church....... anyway that's a story for another day.

I've had 3 blackouts in my house since I woke up this morning, and I have noticed that everytime I take a pee the lights go off for about 3o minutes........... how do the small gods at Kenya power know that I am taking a leak and then switch off the power? I suspect they could have been hired to finish me and sabotage my plans of keeping an empty bladder by some of my past girlfriends.

I will not be cowed, I say no......... lights or no lights kukojoa human right yangu
 
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kiLo-

Village Elder
#7
you have been warned....next time you will have a power surge up your dickie...and your wiener will be toast...
Haha! Reminds me of one time tunatoka bar in isich. Uchochoro between plots kulikua na mkebe ya milo chini ya dirisha ya mtu. Unajikaza na kulenga ndani ya mkebe. Mtu anaamka na mahasira mingi and curse us out. Siku moja huyo chali aliamua kufunza sisi adabu. Aliteremsha a live wire hadi ndani ya mkebe. Sijai nyora ovyo after that
 

4makind

Village Elder
#8
Hata taa ikizimwa, maji itaflow one way or the other
Mawingu yametanda........ maji lazima yafuate mkondo wake

Hehehe. Whatever u are taking, ongeza maji bro. Ama ufungue madirisha if u r smoking.
I no longer drink but I do puff once in a while........ nimefungua madirisha

you have been warned....next time you will have a power surge up your dickie...and your wiener will be toast...
nitaweka voltguard
 

4makind

Village Elder
#9
Haha! Reminds me of one time tunatoka bar in isich. Uchochoro between plots kulikua na mkebe ya milo chini ya dirisha ya mtu. Unajikaza na kulenga ndani ya mkebe. Mtu anaamka na mahasira mingi and curse us out. Siku moja huyo chali aliamua kufunza sisi adabu. Aliteremsha a live wire hadi ndani ya mkebe. Sijai nyora ovyo after that
hehehehehehe,

I am sure all the pombe shukad kabisa when you were hit by the electric bolt
 

Koolibah

Village Sponsor
#14
your d*ck is the problem. it is low on charge so it sucks ul the charge from the grid with your pee making the connection. Boss wewe kwisha. Captain Mollis to the lescue
 
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