@pepo punda..in relation 2 how 2 DF yr mboch (Jayz Advice)

2 start with u nigga is weak…na kuambia tu ukweli…u pata a dinyable mboch from ocha and u cannot tomba ,nikka lemme tell u my story…its similar to yours lakini kuna matafauti. We had an ugly mboch…kimatha hivi…was still staying with peroz…so ugly kimatha mboch has to go ushago sijui mazishi ya nani…ati msikuwe na wasiwasi nina replacement wakunishikilia for 2 wks na ni mtu na trust…We were like sasawa…umetufanya wax mdaa mrefu so anyone u bring ni tick.

So on her travelling day she letaz sm Luo chic matiti imesimima…matako nayo,size 8 ndio body shape…I was in ym room nacheza PS2 then kidogo i hear ol lady shout my name ati jay come and meet our new house gal,i shuka stairs mbio mbio…waaaaaaa se her and we make eye contact…ati jay this is Jiona Awino…our new hse help. Our older mboch is like na Jiona ni mtu wa bidii sana. Ol lady now tells older mboch to pack her mizigo on the car so that she drops her stage ya kuenda ocha.

FFWD: nimewachwa mm na new mboch…THIS WAS GOLD aki…she is shy and all…then she says JAY, hio ndio jina yako ama? am like ndio madam…ninawesako weka hii suit case yangu…alafu ningependako kuoga …juu nimechoka<— anatha Gold- I take her ka small bag and lead her to ol maids room… Tell her apa ndio utakua unalala… she says aki nataka oga…i ask her una towel? she says hio ndio?? I say 2 ma self God have mercy.thank u 4 this gift… i then tell her ngoja kidogo ,…i went picked a towel frm the dryer and ame back and handed her.told her to strip and jifunika na towel…shut the door and told her 2 tell me akimaliza ku striip n funikaz herslef ith towel anishow…Jay nishamaliza…open the door…towel was covering her now saa sita matiti up to the thayos…hio bafu iko? she asks

Am like sijui nimpeleke bafu ya upstairs nxt na room yangu or twende bafu ya nje kwa Sqs…nikakumbuka bafu ya down stairs haina mazi…so i held her hand and we went upstairs. Tuko bafu…am explaining to her vile una weka maji moto and baridi lakini shoree ashiki…am like ama nikuoneshe…ati eehhh nioneshe jay…there and then nikatoa my bermuda sleeping shorts…mdeki ilikuwa isha simama…nikaviua vest ya kulala…mboch is now covering her face ati ataki kuona msedez…to me this is a green light to go in…nikaenda nikamtoa towel…e both naked now bt she still covering her face…nikaweka shower on…maji kuingia macho ikabidi she releases her fae hold…and nw looking down at anaconda ya Jay…told her usiogope guza tiuu…ipapase kiase,ati jay lakini naogopa… i had to take her hand by force tu shikilia mdeki,ati na ni ngumu

Aki jay na tukikutwa…fingered her alil bit while shower was running then made love to her …she was semi tight…had no game at 1st juu tulikuwa shower standing bt wacha i beba her to my room and to bed…nilitingishiwa yangu yote

FFwd…our love making sessions continued daily DF…she left after the 2wks when our ugly old mboch returned to duty. And i onfess Jiona has a kid by me…he is now 5yrs old bt niliruka…sijawai muona…life goes on (Tupac song)

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Dude, you have a very very very fertile imagination.

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kalale na ubadilshe hio prof pic yako …makes u look gay… kwanza mwenye udinywa…na si kwa ubaya

Aki jay na si nimeogopa hiyo anaconda yako!

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Mtu Kitusuri hivi hivi, Google "Gustavo Fring " you will understand. Na wewe si ulale pia?

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Leo nyundo inashikana na makabati?

Imaginations ndo watu waliachwa nayo

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How old is this talker??? Smh

This rant aint new jerry kibet smh

5 years ago? :D:D:D:DThe only thing I like about your hekayas is the way you make the characters in it call you by the name you are currently using.

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He he he…eti ukateremka from upstairs? Fake it till you make it.

Nyumba ya aina gani hii iko na dryer, ps2, 2 showers plus SQ lakini haina maji?
And who the hell wears bermudas in 2010??

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So…she’s a Luo chic who speaks with a lunje accent?
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si uko na delusions of grandeur

He is Lunje, he is amplifying how he thinks a mbotch speaks.

Isn’t it a misnomer to call the fattest snake on earth anakonda?

More like an oxymoron. No. wait, yah, oxymoron.

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hehehe