so as you all know am not that young a man nimekula chumvi kiasi , tulikunyw maziwa ya nyayo mpaka kubeba zingine uhepa nayo home . so i can say in a sitting i seat with mature learned men my age . as friends when we are taking our njemson we always advice each other and brag of our conquests slay queens in tow . so kuna hii story that we hae spoken in different sittings and its a story that has been existing since time immemorial ( ok since i was a bachelor ) .
Apparently we have the supernatural out here and all of us that believe in Jesus Christ know evil from yonder is out there . so according to myth pig/pork oil or bones insulates one from the supernatural . one of my friends in my bachela days narrated a story of how he kept some pig oil he got from party (walichoma pork akaweka oil kwa chupa) so akifika home he hid it in a corner far from any one . so he say one day he came home with a girl before wakuje dame alikuwa sawa wamepigana ma kiss kama fifty hata ma finger kwa gari . the guy was sure of a fuack but walipo ingia kwa nyumba the girl went mute and very distant mpaka hataki kuguzwa .
’ i need to go home ’
‘kwa nini si utaenda kesho my deer’
'nooooo ’ she said crying
ilibidi achukulie dem taxi . which means dem alikuom na mashetani kwa nyumba , but sijui though fables zilitolewa na other veterans supported the argument hata mimi in my bachela era i had some pig bones tucked somewhere ,
Next time andika na kiBukusu … so unasema ukiweka pork chops kwa keja manzi hawes shukisha sirwari? Hapa kusema tu ukweli swes changia. Never experienced
Tunajua waluhya wanapenda uchawi sana.
Wacha kujificha ati ni wazee wenye nanajunyuanga njemson nao walisema.
Toboa yote, I know you sew them into the inner linings of your clothes and hide others in your work stations.
Hii ‘maisha’ yako uwes inakuanga strange mixture ya u-ocha na u-tao ingine fyam. Sasa kuchipo ya Nairobi mnaingiza uchawi tena o_O:D
My house is protected by the oil of Pigus Swine.