Pink handles only

Am late to wish u best wishes on mothers day but Better late than never.!!!

Even if u are not yet a mother, at least someone has sucked ur breast before so happy Mother’s Day to all ladies in the village … .
#stolen

hatutaki wizi hapa so rudishia mwenyewe

leo ndio umerudi job kutumia free WIFI ya Baniani kuwish our pink handles mothers day… i pia ni umama, wish ua self peasant

happy mothers day to u

how many mothers days do we have in a year

Kwani hawa mamas hujipa mimba kivyao ? We should also learn to appreciate dads. Some of the most overrated pieces;

Mother’s Day
Sex
Ferrari’s long run pace
Going to Church/Mosque or any sort of significant other
Winning in life
Real estate in Kenya especially Nairobi

Having a slut / girlfriend
Data bundles
Self portrait/ selfies as Wikipedia coined it in 2009 ( college chicks I see you )

Clubbing on Fridays

Actually, two more;
International Day of the Girl Child
International Women’s Day

Na pia waweza ongeza breast & cervical cancer awareness days.