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Because am handsome, this gorgeous lady approaches me flashing a pamphlet.She is a sales lady from the above mentioned company.I pick it and as i scan through it I ask her what is all about.
Its about instant loans,well she explains everything but am not listening though transfixed on her chest.As I pull my hankie to rub off some sweat drops,I catch her finishing her explanation by asking whether am interested.
“Yes am interested gorgeous,how.much interest on 200k” i found myself saying.
Na hivyo wadau ndio nime end up scribbling some of my details on a certain paper she had.Still trying to recall what I exactly shared.

Labda unakaa mashida mashida ivi akaona you need a loan urgently. Salespeople can tell a sucker when they see one and you fitted that role perfectly. Hii ni own goal Kimakia :D:D:D:D If she was selling 4000cc cars or some mansion near Karen Blixen, that would be a different story.

You can learn a lot from the type of people who try to sell goods or services to you. The same way ukitoka reserve na gari imejaa vumbi unaanzanga kuitwa na kila mtu ako na carwash across the road. When shylocks approach you…then you really look like someone in dire financial straits.

You sold your identity.

you sold your soul to e devil

Umesema ukweli!

Sio kuwa handsome na kukaa pesa…Aiyayaiyaaaa.

Lakini wewe @M2Random hunitakiagi mazuri.Sweep kila saa…mimi matiti ndio ilinizubaisha.Ofcourse someone in a Subaru Outback 2016 model si ananukia pesa kwa hao ma agents

You’ve lost ur’anus

Low iq. It cant be an arab

You can call me what you like. Labda umeichapisha akaona you could use some money for repairs:D:D Kimakia nakutakia mazuri ndio maana nakwambianga ukweli but most times ukweli na chenye unataka kusikia hazikuwangi the same thing.

She was giving the brochures to everyone kwa hiyo parking

Then why did you conclude she was into you? Unawezaje sema umekuwa “handsome na unakaa pesa” wakati dame amepeana pamphlets parking lot mzima?:D:D:D She probably can’t remember your face right now because you were number 273 out of the 516 people she met today.:eek:

I have her number,I will call to cancel anything that i might have signed up.If I want loan its just a call away from my account manager at KCB or STANBIC.
Loans from.a shylock,it can never be me

Relax. It doesn’t mean you can’t hit it. Try your luck kwanza. You lose nothing by trying anyway. My point was to inform you that your assessment may have been wrong. I didn’t mean to discourage you from pursuing a good looking woman. Jaribu na urudi na hekaya ya threshold.

Like you said,she is in that biz,she’ve seen many something tells me that is why she dresses so.provocatively.
That is just another woman who knows how to attract her preys

Life is for the living Kimakia. Maybe she treated you exactly like 82 other ninjas before you today, but it doesn’t mean you can’t hit it. You already liked her so there is no harm trying. There is a good chance she will try to extort $$ from you and at that time you can stop the chase knowing you tried. But its better than not trying and wondering how it would have been. Akikupea use the highest quality condom juu wasichana wa sales ni mali ya umma.

Nimeipigia jinga ata hainikumbuki…very disappointed

:D:D Usikonde. Nilikwambia watu wa sales meet so many people usiwahi jidanganya umemake impact.

Hivo ndio umeingia illuminati

Realize she was doing a job. Separate business from pleasure.

Niko macho uncle,siwezi ingia kwa hizo makundi.Ni matiti yake iliniliwaza kidogo.Zilikuwa at attention wakati huo