PLEASE! DON'T DARE TOUCH MBOCH!

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This is my story.

So my missus asks for some cash to do some projects, but I decide to drink a part of the cash she had asked. She then gets very mad!

She decides as a punishment I won't touch her a bit. One, five days, one week, three weeks, a months, two months! It was getting serious... The third month is here. I love P and am getting frustrated.

Since I was on leave and we had quite a good looking mboch with nice arse and good perky breasts. I decide to ask her to come and help relieve me of the thirst. Sipendi kawasaki saaanaaa (though ni option pia). She turns down my advances. I try to bribe her with airtime...wapi...Mpesa wapi...the whole day is a struggle in the house till 3pm and I give up. Go to my local to have my drink.

I come back at around 8pm, the tension in the house waaaah! Nikajua hapa nimesetiwa. I ask why are people sulking. Missus says that she is okay. And decides to go to the bedroom. I follow her and feigns innocence and asks her what was the problem.

She burts out in tears and insults start flying... I was called all manner of names. She starts to pack....

She says it's either me or her who is going to move out. I decide to play cool and say that I will move out. Friday, Saturday, Sunday am still dilly dallying... She comes from work and start shouting. I had to leave the house at 8pm.

The following three weeks after the "eviction" was tough. I travelled the country, from Nairobi to Nyahururu, to Nyeri, to Muranga and finally to Bungoma.

I had to confess my sins to her family and my family and ask her for forgiveness. She allowed me back but now am prisoner. She does what she wants and if I raise the "Mbochgate" scandal.

So those planning to dry fry their mboches, CHOICES HAVE CONSEQUENCES. (Meanwhile napimiwa kunini kama siagi ya maskini).
 

Ka-Buda

Village Elder
#9
This is my story.

So my missus asks for some cash to do some projects, but I decide to drink a part of the cash she had asked. She then gets very mad!

She decides as a punishment I won't touch her a bit. One, five days, one week, three weeks, a months, two months! It was getting serious... The third month is here. I love P and am getting frustrated.

Since I was on leave and we had quite a good looking mboch with nice arse and good perky breasts. I decide to ask her to come and help relieve me of the thirst. Sipendi kawasaki saaanaaa (though ni option pia). She turns down my advances. I try to bribe her with airtime...wapi...Mpesa wapi...the whole day is a struggle in the house till 3pm and I give up. Go to my local to have my drink.

I come back at around 8pm, the tension in the house waaaah! Nikajua hapa nimesetiwa. I ask why are people sulking. Missus says that she is okay. And decides to go to the bedroom. I follow her and feigns innocence and asks her what was the problem.

She burts out in tears and insults start flying... I was called all manner of names. She starts to pack....

She says it's either me or her who is going to move out. I decide to play cool and say that I will move out. Friday, Saturday, Sunday am still dilly dallying... She comes from work and start shouting. I had to leave the house at 8pm.

The following three weeks after the "eviction" was tough. I travelled the country, from Nairobi to Nyahururu, to Nyeri, to Muranga and finally to Bungoma.

I had to confess my sins to her family and my family and ask her for forgiveness. She allowed me back but now am prisoner. She does what she wants and if I raise the "Mbochgate" scandal.

So those planning to dry fry their mboches, CHOICES HAVE CONSEQUENCES. (Meanwhile napimiwa kunini kama siagi ya maskini).
Its your fault for not reporting the mboch first. The moment alikataa ungemwambia akisema ng`we utaambia bibi yeye ndiye anakuchokoza by walking around the house akitingisa ni kama anataka.
Anyway,nice Hekaya but i don`t believe any man anashindwa kujitoa hii situation.
 

Gaza

Village Elder
#11
Marriage is so overrated in this country. Ati you had to confess to her family and yours? That's bullshit. Dude! You never confess, never plead guilty in any situation no matter the evidence. Let them proof it. Kwani hukuwai skiza "it wasn't me". Mtu huruka na kichwa
 
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#12
LMAO! You can always tell which niccas are angry at women, unmarried or not in any type of relationship by their replies. Of course, there may be some cuckold niccas outchea talkin' shit online but keeping it down and bein' all submissive at home! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
 

Ice_Cube

Village Chief
#13
hehehehehe wewe unejikaanga na mafuta yako so utakua mfungwa for how long? alafu uliitisha aje kienyeji ati the whole day mpaka saa tisa ukaamua kuenda local? after kukaziwa hivyo afadhali ungetafuta the comprehensive list of massage parlous uende u relieve yourself, then quit begging for the pu**y simple, akikataa three consecutive days washana nayo, huwezi kosa huko nje


anyway the mistake you did was to plead guilty
 

Necrow

Village Elder
#20
This is my story.

So my missus asks for some cash to do some projects, but I decide to drink a part of the cash she had asked. She then gets very mad!

She decides as a punishment I won't touch her a bit. One, five days, one week, three weeks, a months, two months! It was getting serious... The third month is here. I love P and am getting frustrated.

Since I was on leave and we had quite a good looking mboch with nice arse and good perky breasts. I decide to ask her to come and help relieve me of the thirst. Sipendi kawasaki saaanaaa (though ni option pia). She turns down my advances. I try to bribe her with airtime...wapi...Mpesa wapi...the whole day is a struggle in the house till 3pm and I give up. Go to my local to have my drink.

I come back at around 8pm, the tension in the house waaaah! Nikajua hapa nimesetiwa. I ask why are people sulking. Missus says that she is okay. And decides to go to the bedroom. I follow her and feigns innocence and asks her what was the problem.

She burts out in tears and insults start flying... I was called all manner of names. She starts to pack....

She says it's either me or her who is going to move out. I decide to play cool and say that I will move out. Friday, Saturday, Sunday am still dilly dallying... She comes from work and start shouting. I had to leave the house at 8pm.

The following three weeks after the "eviction" was tough. I travelled the country, from Nairobi to Nyahururu, to Nyeri, to Muranga and finally to Bungoma.

I had to confess my sins to her family and my family and ask her for forgiveness. She allowed me back but now am prisoner. She does what she wants and if I raise the "Mbochgate" scandal.

So those planning to dry fry their mboches, CHOICES HAVE CONSEQUENCES. (Meanwhile napimiwa kunini kama siagi ya maskini).
Bure kabisa ! As obako would say.
I dare ask again " you " confessed to what? Never admit anything . Ungeruka uyo mboch umgeuzie story then uwe mkali sana useme u dont and cant tolerate that kind of shit kwa nyumba yako. End of story
 
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