PLEASE! DON'T DARE TOUCH MBOCH!

This is my story.

So my missus asks for some cash to do some projects, but I decide to drink a part of the cash she had asked. She then gets very mad!

She decides as a punishment I won’t touch her a bit. One, five days, one week, three weeks, a months, two months! It was getting serious… The third month is here. I love P and am getting frustrated.

Since I was on leave and we had quite a good looking mboch with nice arse and good perky breasts. I decide to ask her to come and help relieve me of the thirst. Sipendi kawasaki saaanaaa (though ni option pia). She turns down my advances. I try to bribe her with airtime…wapi…Mpesa wapi…the whole day is a struggle in the house till 3pm and I give up. Go to my local to have my drink.

I come back at around 8pm, the tension in the house waaaah! Nikajua hapa nimesetiwa. I ask why are people sulking. Missus says that she is okay. And decides to go to the bedroom. I follow her and feigns innocence and asks her what was the problem.

She burts out in tears and insults start flying… I was called all manner of names. She starts to pack…

She says it’s either me or her who is going to move out. I decide to play cool and say that I will move out. Friday, Saturday, Sunday am still dilly dallying… She comes from work and start shouting. I had to leave the house at 8pm.

The following three weeks after the “eviction” was tough. I travelled the country, from Nairobi to Nyahururu, to Nyeri, to Muranga and finally to Bungoma.

I had to confess my sins to her family and my family and ask her for forgiveness. She allowed me back but now am prisoner. She does what she wants and if I raise the “Mbochgate” scandal.

So those planning to dry fry their mboches, CHOICES HAVE CONSEQUENCES. (Meanwhile napimiwa kunini kama siagi ya maskini).

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woishe:(

I thought you were a man of nyadhi…:(I was wrong

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Two Months - Waah!!

You should throw that back at her face.

Pole…sijui kwanini nacheka but with holding sex due to a misunderstanding is wrong why do women do this
… ??

Hpe things get better

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Two Months - Waah!!

You should throw that back at her face.

I can’t stoop that low to ask for forgiveness from her clan unless I fuck them too.

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WEWE UMEKALIWO CHAPO,SIWEZI PIMIWO KUMA

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you should have made the mboch the missus. anyway hii ni hekaya tuuuu

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Its your fault for not reporting the mboch first. The moment alikataa ungemwambia akisema ngwe utaambia bibi yeye ndiye anakuchokoza by walking around the house akitingisa ni kama anataka. Anyway,nice Hekaya but i dont believe any man anashindwa kujitoa hii situation.

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brother…you still got too many fucks to give…kwani bibi ndio amekuwekea biashara job Nini? aiii! ata kama ! don’t hit it anymore… wacha ikae kwani ni dawa ya diabetes ukose sukari ipande?

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Marriage is so overrated in this country. Ati you had to confess to her family and yours? That’s bullshit. Dude! You never confess, never plead guilty in any situation no matter the evidence. Let them proof it. Kwani hukuwai skiza “it wasn’t me”. Mtu huruka na kichwa

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LMAO! You can always tell which niccas are angry at women, unmarried or not in any type of relationship by their replies. Of course, there may be some cuckold niccas outchea talkin’ shit online but keeping it down and bein’ all submissive at home! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

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hehehehehe wewe unejikaanga na mafuta yako so utakua mfungwa for how long? alafu uliitisha aje kienyeji ati the whole day mpaka saa tisa ukaamua kuenda local? after kukaziwa hivyo afadhali ungetafuta the comprehensive list of massage parlous uende u relieve yourself, then quit begging for the pussy simple, akikataa three consecutive days washana nayo, huwezi kosa huko nje

anyway the mistake you did was to plead guilty

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:D:D:D:D:DAti kii? Ati nikaombe msamaha kwa clan yake ati juu niliomba mboch na ata si kumanga. Uongo mbaya. Nitawaambia ng’ooo, chukueni bibi yenu.

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If this is true, you need to grow a pair of balls…

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wakati ulikaziwa ikafika wiki tatu ndio ungeenda huo utalii na usijibu simu hata ukitextiwa ati mtoto amechomeka na uji…

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Dude when caught in an ugly situation, unless it’s red handed you only do three things -
Deny,
Deny,
Deny!
With time, she will also start doubting whether what she’s accusing you of is true.

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@Wakanyama = @ekamsweu = faggot

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Mboch bado ako kwa hiyo hao? If so, I see you in the kitchen scrubbing sufurias. Sasa wewe ni mtumwa wa bibi milele.

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Bure kabisa ! As obako would say.
I dare ask again " you " confessed to what? Never admit anything . Ungeruka uyo mboch umgeuzie story then uwe mkali sana useme u dont and cant tolerate that kind of shit kwa nyumba yako. End of story

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