Pnc Chronicles. How do I tell her am married?

Jana nimepigiwa simu Na kunguru nimekuwa nikila uroda nayo. Haki Okwonkwo hebu come Leo. Nimekumiss sana. There and then I got a very hard boner. Nikamshow wacha nikitoka job nitaconfirm. Akasema sawa, usinilet down priss.

Now this girl is very delicious. Delicious kuliko slay Queen delicious shiko. Hakuna vile ningekataa mwaliko. My mind went on overdrive as I thought of a way to not turn up at home.

Light bulb moment.

At around 7pm nikapigia bibi. Mikamwambia kuna system tunadeploy ya IEBC Na deadline ni kesho. So sitaweza kwenda home. Nalala Job.

Akalia lia kidogo but nikamwambia hii ni critical sana. Na si unajua lazima tuhakikishe Uhuru amerudi? Hapo akakubali, Sawa, Fanya kazi my dear. I wished her good night and was on my way to kunguru’s nest.

On my way ile nyimbo ya Pastor Ng’ang’a was humming in my head.

Kunguru, ndege mweusi, si ajabu kwamba alimlisha Eliya. x2

Knock knock. Ni Nani? Ni Mimi mwenye nyumba, I bellowed.

Kuingia ndani kwanza nikapewa supper. Kushiba alafu shower then game ikaanza.

Nilifikisha threshold tukalala. Asubuhi nikaamkia morning glory.

At around 8am this morning nawasha phone napata missed calls tano za wife, she had been calling since 5am.

Called her back. My dear umetoka job? Was her first question. Nikamshow bado. I told her as the Lead Developer nangojea Commissioners Wa IEBC waje kuinspect system blah blah blah.

Now how do I tell this kunguru that I am married? The sex is bomb but I think she should know her place before she develops an idea of me to meet her sisters and brothers.

I just got to the office in Westlands an hour ago. Wacha niingie meeting nipeane report narudi kusoma comments later.

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Umekuwa Msando??? Sawa… soon we’ll name a street in Nyeri to honour you memory

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Unapeana Threshold report ama ??
Mbisha ya kunguru ikilisha Eliya pia ikwuom @Liberty padre anaeza kusaidia

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Do you remove your ring when you visit her?

Okwonkwo, have you morphed into malaya uwesmake since this writing style is the same?

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I will repeat…be open from day one…she already suspects u are married…just confirm

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Tomba bibi kwanza kabla kumnyonyesha slayqueen mboro.
She’ll know something’s fishy

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mbona ulioa mapema???

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I always have this psych to bang her till she can have no more…After kucheza mbali. I don’t know why I have different cravings after banging only her for long…sometimes naskia nataka kamfupa or a heavy duty and once am back, nampea mkwaju pia yeye anakubali

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ahem okwonkwo = kindu kiega!

no offence but Kindu Kiega ni bata male hawezi hata kuwa na clande

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Hii kujificha almost broke my marriage twice. Keep the kunguru in her place and tell her ikifika 8pm ata text asijaribu kutuma. Also don’t switch off your phone bana, what if something happens to your family ukifikisha threshold?
All normal men cheat but your family should always come first.

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Hahaha aich! Wacha akuje

Hekaya tafadhali…ndio iwe funzo kwa wengine…

This I didnt know

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Chunga usipeane report ya kunguru kwa hiyo meeting…

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:D:D
OKWONKWO CUTLINE

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sina ring

There are some perks that come with marriage

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hehehe. neffa efa.

hehehe…some other time my fren

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