Politicians and Kungurus: When Election and Erection Materials Meet
Copied from Daily Forum.
Prompt/Question: Those who have dated politicians. How was it? Was it worth it? Me niliskia ‘my friend’ atakupea 100k kama token of appreciation na yule mwenye alioa air hostess anapenda ma3 somes (pls find a way to describe the person usiweke majina hapa)
Responses:
aiii my brother yule ako na pointees yule rumours had it ati he took haentel to sijui Paris Hoentel aliangukia. Aki sijui anaomba akiface mountain gani. Nimeshindwa nanii amekaa na Haentel sana I hear and I have witnessed madem wakienda 3some na yeye na he never calls them After that again. Haentel ndo favourite I guess
Huwa ni 100k divide by two, ati mummy this is the only money I have, nigawie ya fuel!
Hii siachwi nyuma ,mwenye atatumwa marijuana na wa kupasua mbirika kwa mazishi Jamaica anapenda hyo ukiangukia ni kuhit jackpot. Huyu wa mbarika better be protected na uende prep. Amenunua nyumba kwa kila posh estate ya kukula ma. hapa kwa esto yetu ni mgeni pia
I want one …na askue na toothpick…Rita uko na connection
It’s wise never to settle for less…speaking for a close frnd who dated one.
I fear them alot… Hawakuangi straight
Dam bigwigs sent u his driver to pick u then drops @ a very posh hotel… Bodyguard leave the premises… U have a night of ua “Lifetime“ the …cashes u then he blocks u… He jumps onto the nxt busKing Msoo
Mimi ya politicians huwa siongei. Toka nipelekwe pangoni na fulani akanipa 20k ndio nilijua hawa watu ni useless na vile I had big plans aki. He disappointed me na mimi ni nani,we went to intercontinental nikalewa nikatapika kjtanda yote after kurudi kwa room na nikamwibie 250 dollars so let’s just say nilitoka huko na 45k but still that was peanut
I had a certain Governor but mimi sipendi hawa wanaume wa pesa there full of shit,halafu hizi social media streets are not my cup of tea,venye I keep my affairs private ningekuwa nishaanikwa maybe but his no longer a governor,mimi utaka kumpigia halafu nasaree tu,hii watu hii I kent. But sikuona akiwa mtu wa sikandol hata sijawahi ona jina yake kwa corruption deals,wacha niendelee kumheshimu.
MK unakumbuka pale boulevard. Sometimes last year I used to be his tenant in *#$%%$@. One sunday evening nikaenda muthangari toad base fulani kula nyama nikitegea masponsors amd guess who I saw, him and he bought me drinks and cleared my bill. Later on tulienda na yeye the same place, boulevard and he gave me 20 but weh kazi yake sio rahisi alinisumbua sana hapendi mpira
One used kutoboka sanaaaa unfortunately i lost his contacts after changing my number. I tried to trace him via his landline but whoever picks the calls hawanipeangi number. Hon KN nakutafuta hadi wa leo. Another idiot of an mca hatoboki kabisa akikupea mob ni 3k,a toothpick and a one minute fella. Kusweat nayo huwa anasweat hadi unaboeka
kuna mp alikuwa ananispoil na alipenda ngara sana
Kuna governor mwizi wa nunu. Ati atakutumia pesa…weeueh. Ukikol hashiki…ile pesa alikua anipee sio yenye alitoa.akanionyesha mpesa yake haina doo ju ni usiku atatuma kesho wueeh i waited .kutext anasema ooh i forgot I’m sending right now.siku ikaisha next day kukol hakushika . ilikua last year. Akanitext tumeet .nikajua hii kumeet kutakua kubaya nikalenga iyo story
Sio celeb ,sio politician aki sijawai …ni watu wa kegi pekeyake mi hupatana nao. C municonect na huyo was 100k,Bora asiguze my sewerage company
I dont go for politicians but am dating a director for finance from one of the counties ,things are not bad,treats me well well ,you wont see me in social media ,my real account looks like a pseudo n he loves me for that ,hajui niko na noisy pseudo ,plus tukienda mahali hajulikani sio kama hao politicians.
Cjui nilikosea mungu wapy yani kupata mtu wa 1k ni noma bt huku nasikia adi wa 100k kwni nyinyi uomba kaa muna face side ngani ya mount Kenya
Mp fulani wa ukambani na anaishi Karen, anafuck raw na anakupea 10k,nlimuacha kwa mataa
If you want to gain from the politicians you must be a very very smart cookie ,make sure all your moves are calculated like playing chess.You must have current affairs on your finger tips,be motivated in life ,don’t show him that you are too needy ,don’t nag ,dont call him unless let him calls you ,respect him and give him his space .
When you don’t want something it easily comes to you so back then I went to get some documents signed in the D.Cs. office and the D.C. akanikatia took my number and things started from there .That guy was very lucky because after D.C. he became MP and assistant minister then governor and now he holds a very big post in the government he is the … .That man really spoiled me! he bought me my first house , car and he also bought me an entire rental flat in Rongai with ready tenants living in .He sponsored my vacations and I wined and dined big because of him .My colleagues in campus knew I was from a very rich family but I kept my life with my mheshimiwa a very big secret ,I knew once you involve friends everything would go SOUTH and I did not want to jeopardise his life too . I dont trust friends especially ladies so my mouth was sealed .I graduated from university and he got me a very high paying job .After 2 years in my job I met my husband got married and moved to Germany .We still keep in touch just as friends . whenever I go to Kenya I visit his office to say hi and have lunch catch up that’s all because he knows how much I respect my marriage .That man really uplifted my life and he is a very good person .God bless Mr …
So these politicians will either upgrade your life or destroy it and that is determined by how smart you are
I used to panga them like orbit , I knew very well marrying either of them is death sentence to me but enjoyed their money. Gifts and soo many other things then booom my Bae came he played hard to get me coz sikua na haraka,it’s advisable Ladies you keep several wa rent,wa shopping ,wa food,wa mjulus ,wa hospital, na wa outing ,that way if a potential shows up autakua na mehemehe miingi haahaa
Kuna mwingine wa kiambu naskianga jostoo amebeba kubeba analima mbaya na yeye pesa anatoboka vizuri na mkipelekana vizuri anakupee nominations but under very strict conditions usijaribu kubeba mimba ovyo ovyo, and he will rent you posh places no hanging out with your friends your life revolves under him na wewe pesa itamwagika ka maji na ata kuconnect na majobs ka za tenders
wasichana jipendeni pris most of this politicians are sick like deadly sick. an example is baba ya “it doesn’t matter where you come from,your dreams are valid” those close to him knows too well about his ailment but the public knows ni cancer but iko remission. his lawyer friend from the same region, married in central very vocal when baba is touched, mooooto wakuotea mbaaaali
mwingine ni huyu mwenye kuna kangumu named after him,made a university chic disappear in some forest…from the same region. …ruuun for your life.a coast pharmacist na cs mwingine ametoka mvita niliskia wao niwamlengo wa rainbow
the list is long wachaninyamaze wengine waongeze, lakini hapa nikubaya
Woii my dear, bitches will act broke na wakukope pesa, yet they are busy stashing money elsewhere.
Hujui kwenye mtu huenda when you are not with them, they wont parade the exotic destination pic on social media to guard this secrets…
You keep this secrets because nirahisi sana kudedi
m currently dating one of counties boss somewhere,maisha iko sawa,i just need to text him an hi na pesa pap,vacations nayo…this big guys ni vile utajibeba na mdomo uache kwa mamako na family yake usitaja ju wewe si wa kwao…lets say respect just na utawekwa vizuri. I don’t ask much but juzi nilisikia akitaja BMW
He is Muslim, met him nikiwa tana river -nikiwa na siz. Aliwa posted job huko n.g.o, i had just tagged along-to one of her meetings, alikua amalize briefing na donor, tuende kumit mzungu fulani. Kidogo kidogo this guy walks in, stares at me kiplani, alafu akapita na security detail, then nkaitwa na supervisor nkaambiwa nikam solo the the day after tomorrow. Sikuambia ata siz, but the guy is so awesome in bed, pesa nayo nilikula with a big spoon, we are still friends since nilikataa kuolewa kama 2nd, nitaambia watu nini?
Mimi nilinyanduliwa na aspiring chief wa thugunui but alifail
I dated a certain governor, very stingy man, nikaona hapo itabidi Nitumie akili, pesa angetuma ni lunch, supper, sikuwai tumiwa pesa mingi at once, thou nilikula kula, Alafu all of a sudden ati sex, I disappeared, I won’t sleep with someone mwenye hanipei pesa ya maana. Alafu mdomo ilikua inanuka aki Waaa, and he had a dick the size of my small finger. But anyway kisii men are no go zones
During my time running an escort service has led me into knowing so many secrets that would cost me my life if I started revealing. The secrecy involved is out of this world. Phones off. Lift haina namba so ata hujui uko floor namba gani. Wengine wanatuma drivers wakukujie kwako. Lakini making like 150k for some hours sio mbaya.
Hehe wangu aliniacha after ameenda bankrupt . coz alitumia pesa zote ku vie for president seat…so ata number nlikuwa nayo hatumii…the places we used to hang out ni me natumia membership card solo…like ako tu but hayuko…acha nideal na Kenya kimbo wangu
Hoteliers gather here tuseme vile tunawaonanga.hawa ni moto wa kuotea mbali
==Apo kwa hoteliers acha nisimamie hapo, nimekuja kwa private office ya mp wetu Niko na appointment saa hizo ni mbosho inakuja kusuguliwa,there’s a slayqueen aliniongeleaha vibaya nilicheka tu nikamsho niulize wewe ni namba ngapi kwa queue nikuambie, Huwa wanaona wame make it sana kwa life when in the real sense they’re getting wasted,we get paid more to take them to those rooms than they get paid for their pussies.
Pastors ni worse. Kuna a famous pastor who came to a hotel I was working in na mpango and he drunk himself silly. Wacha apatwe na wife…durama! He removed a gun on her na matusi from here to Timbuktu…
irst I would like to advice anyone dating them …If you want to survive dating a politician , you must play a good game .Dont go round showing off to your friends your "goodies " some of those friends are spies too , two the little you know about him the better ,three , get them $$$quick , most of this politicians have about 47 womenfrom every county incase he goes to those "maendeleo "visits so dont think ni wewe pekee, plus there are other sweet sixteens popping up sooner or later he will meet her and get bored with you .Four , use your money wisely , dont waste it taking friends out , buying wigs and phones will not save you oohh! Start up a business so that incase he leaves you, you can hold on to something ndo usiparare apo.
AND NEVER EVER THREATEN HIM!!!OR EXPOSE HIM! unless you want a funeral which I will be glad to attend in my Alexandra Mcqueen black gown .
I once dated a politician let me call him X , but was hooked up by my cuzo a lawyer yeye ndo alinipea lessons on how to milk MrX cash . And it worked , In public MrX and i hatujuani but he owned a flat so i would go there in dressed like atomboy but beneath those clothes I wore a sexy lingerie, I watched a lot of porn not to mastubate but to learn a few tricks , MrX wasnt bad looking , but i wasnt fully investing in him so one of his good friends got my number how ?I dont know so i had two ,Mr X and Mr friend, saved the money as much as i was tempted to spoil myself with some goodies . Whenever MrFriend would go abroad he would bring me handbags, shoes , dresses I would sell some and save the money Long story short i left the "lifestyle"with a car , as we speak its in the parking lot of the plot only one person knows its mine , a neighbour , he does uber /taxi business with it we share the money atleast I get some dime at the end of the day . and if times get tough I can just sell the car and pay my debts .
Secret is save !save !save! save! as much as you can before some sweet sixteen takes your place mami .
Hello Mamayao. I want to contribute about dating these Politicians. My sister disappeared just like that because of dating politicians. We never knew she was sleeping with them for cash. She took care of us(mom and I),. We had her business card and when we represented that card to a NGO from which the card came from, we found that she was never employed their. We hired a PI and that’s when we learned how our sister was an escort to several MPs and even some cabinet ministers. The PI revealed the worst. Her last call was pinned to a certain politician(untouchable). Her phone GPRS was pinned last at Miami and went of 10 hours later. We’ve been to US embassy, to high end offices in search for her but nothing came of it. My mom had blood pressure which got worse after the news we got. She would cry every day and it broke my seeing my mom in such condition. Mom passed 3 months later, because of all this, her BP got worse. Rest in peace mom. After mom’s burial I kept looking for my sister through PI and the worst came to be, I was threated if I continue looking into the matter I might not leave to see the next 2022 elections. The shock I had and feared for my life, I paid the PI and told him to end the investigation. What I want to tell these ladies is, be careful with these politicians, I lost my sister and till today I don’t know where she is, if she is alive or not. I lost my mom because of all this too. Be careful people