Pombe ni mbaya

dude

Village Elder
#1
One lazy afternoon i join my boys and my cuzo x joins us as we played fifa and drowned some whiskey kutoa lock. After a while, kuna knock and another cuzo (female) enters.
She is surprised to find my cuzo x hapo, "jana ulipotelea wapi?"
Since the guy is a bit tipsy now akaangusha hekaya.
Previous evening he went to hook up na cuzo dem for a night out. Cuzo dem was with another guy anamkatia. After a night of partying hadi wee hours, cuzo dem akajitoa. Cuzo x confesses he woke up kwa bed ya the guy who was after cuzo dem. And worse alikuwa kwa side ya ukuta!
No harm had befallen him luckily.
He joined rehab soon after and is now only team takhsin
Pombe ikikufikisha hapo. Wacha priss.
 

mtadao

Village Elder
#10
What's the average age of an average villager? Stories like "One lazy afternoon i join my boys and my cuzo x joins us as we played fifa and drowned some whiskey kutoa lock. After a while, kuna knock and another cuzo (female) enters.
She is surprised to find my cuzo".
Can't relate to this!
 

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