Pombe ni mbaya

[dude]

One lazy afternoon i join my boys and my cuzo x joins us as we played fifa and drowned some whiskey kutoa lock. After a while, kuna knock and another cuzo (female) enters.
She is surprised to find my cuzo x hapo, "jana ulipotelea wapi?"
Since the guy is a bit tipsy now akaangusha hekaya.
Previous evening he went to hook up na cuzo dem for a night out. Cuzo dem was with another guy anamkatia. After a night of partying hadi wee hours, cuzo dem akajitoa. Cuzo x confesses he woke up kwa bed ya the guy who was after cuzo dem. And worse alikuwa kwa side ya ukuta!
No harm had befallen him luckily.
He joined rehab soon after and is now only team takhsin
Pombe ikikufikisha hapo. Wacha priss.

 

[Musa mwariama]

Alipata mayai imepasuliwa kwa boxer?

 

[dude]

Alipata mayai imepasuliwa kwa boxer?

Apparently no

 

[sunnymango]

Apparently no

where is the hekaya then?

 

[dude]

where is the hekaya then?

Hakumbuki juu ya ulevi.

 

[Chiefkiumbe]

Kwanini naona kama cuzo x = you

 

[Omundu]

Alitiwa....................?

 

[pamba]

Apparently no

Did you expect him to confess, kuwa unvirginized ndio ilifanya aende rehab.

 

[Afro]

Did you expect him to confess, kuwa unvirginized ndio ilifanya aende rehab.

 

[mtadao]

What's the average age of an average villager? Stories like "One lazy afternoon i join my boys and my cuzo x joins us as we played fifa and drowned some whiskey kutoa lock. After a while, kuna knock and another cuzo (female) enters.
She is surprised to find my cuzo".
Can't relate to this!

 

[SwagMargeddon]

Kupasuliwa mayai kwa boxer?
I'm not familiar with this. Akina @Marty McFly Wanatumianga mayai kama lube?

 

[It's Le Scumbag]

What's the average age of an average villager? !

@Deorro knows!!!!!

 

[pseudonym]

Did you expect him to confess, kuwa unvirginized ndio ilifanya aende rehab.

Enyewe why did he go to rehab if he wasn't nyanduliwad.

 

[pseudonym]

And worse alikuwa kwa side ya ukuta!

Ehe?
Hapa kuna significance Fulani sinyiti.

 

[satisfied mshukiwa]

can't rerate.

 

[inzhener otmetka]

Ehe?
Hapa kuna significance Fulani sinyiti.

He was the bottom!

 

[pseudonym]

He was the bottom!

 

[Tommy Lee Sparta]

york ilipasuliwa kwa anus

 

[kush yule mnono]

Ehe?
Hapa kuna significance Fulani sinyiti.

The submissive sex ndo hulala karibu na ukuta. ION

Kupasuliwa mayai kwa boxer?
I'm not familiar with this. Akina @Marty McFly Wanatumianga mayai kama lube?

Ona ango @huwesmek aku demonstrate.ie how mayai hupasuliwa kwa boxer, lakini after kunywa guarana na chips

 

[x-trail]

Ehe?
Hapa kuna significance Fulani sinyiti.

Haunyiti hio neno niliskia tene sana