Post Election Romance

Naaaam…mnamo 8/8…2017… the day you guys voted,I didn’t coz I wanted to keep my vote safe, you know what I mean. Now at about 8.00 pm when I was busy in my self confused house,cooking in the kitchen with my legs and eyes in the sitting room following the events unfold on tv, I heard a gentle knock at the door,it was my “best friend forever” Sue. Apparently her parents were all out and she couldn’t stay alone coz she fears being attacked.

She refused to share my supper with “me nishakula”. In my head I thanked God for that since it wasn’t enough for me leave alone two,She sat on the sofa with her eyes glued on my kitambified tv,while I was sitting opposite her in the bedroom with my eyes glued on her Thigh_land. I ended up with an empty plate bila kujua,my crush tho I can’t let her know out of fear of losing her as a friend…sitting there with her curves,yummy.

Her dad, agent wa mheshimiwa and mom IEBC whatever…it was clear they weren’t coming back today. So I asked her about two hours later,nikupeleke udoz? and she was like “since niende mortuary,siwezi lala solo hio keja”. Now…me naye nikipatikana hiyo keja am dead meat, so utalala bedroom me sitting hapa kwangu (single room ). She giggled and asked “kwani how fat am I…Si hii bed ni big tu?”

After thinking a very careful thought, I said why not… so we decided to sleep with our clothes on to avoid. … Since bulb iliungua last week,all I had to switch off was my tv. I tried as much I could to avoid body contact,but my so big bed wasn’t big enough, her hot ass was all over my fly…my D with it’s brainless head pressing so hard against it. “Umelala na torch kwa mfuko?” She asked…we both laughed as I told how I wish ningemulika mwizi . She took my hand and placed in on her firm boobs,her nipples were so erect that they nearly pricked me… she turned and asked “umengoja nini?”

That night was the sweetest of them all,it was also the shortest…by morning she had milked me dry but felt like I was still good to go again …she kissed me and whispered…“this just the beginning…” . 8th August the day I jumped out of the friend zone…and ever since I feel like I won the erections…it’s crystal clear now that a luhya will never have a hen just as a pet.

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you inserted ‘yourSQL’ into her servers and uploaded a cumload programme,soon you will see chebutubo announcing you the winner then his BABA tibim will take you to court.ni hayo tu kwa sasa ahah

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ntadai my sperm servers were hacked

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Lakini

juu ulikula kaff kaff jitayarishe na matokea kama ile ya AiHiMbiSi…

you will tell her to bring form thirtyfooBs za strongholds zake zote uone kama zina tally,meanwhile wewe die ‘father erect’ untill proven otherwise,eheh

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Nice hekaya

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thanks for your vote…:smiley:

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venye @chriskiil amesema lazima form34B ziletwe.

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Masaibu ya a real hustler haha

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Ngoja Chiloba aletete form 9m (months) uongezee another voter planet earth

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Hehehe. Nimesoma.

As an independent observer, I think the erection was credible and attained the threshold expected upon inspection of 34B boobs.

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:D:D…yani ulikaa ukatype hii story yote.uko na nguvu

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Mimi husema ukupost hio time huwa nakumbuka hii mbicha[ATTACH=full]119624[/ATTACH]

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But mjamaa how can you be that clueless?

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hehehe this people in hiding their true feelings

It’s better to dream than not to.

na sisemi ni Photoshop

Dreams are valid kama za baba ama?

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Are you slow?