Post Nut Clarity

Hii kitu ni mbaya…it ranges from pregnancy scare to an itchy urethra…cd burst to a PEP deadline…decreased bank balances to missed appointments…also pia kushinda vct kila mara ni kama unaenda acupuncture…kudandiwa na kunguni za lodgin…kuchelewa nyumbani hadi juniour anakusahau…

…recently nikiwa kwa ma clandestine adventure nilijipata kwa dem ako na kio kubwa sana kwa bedroom na kwa ceiling…at some point nilijipata nikijiangalia kwa hizo vioo and i really didnt like the shape of things…psyche iliisha tu…yaani nilikuwa nakaa zinjathropus flani…yaani animals

.Lakini kwanini mamen si hucheza njee…what validation does it bring kucheza manzi yako na wengine…nini clandeh anayo bibi hana?..mimi mambo ya wanawake nimeacha…ni hasara tupu tu.sai ningekuwa mbele sana kimaisha…sanaaaaaa

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a new maku will always turn on any man. Gashwin 2019

Nyumba huripi turisema namna gani (alaf, do you know what PNC is?)
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nahh…mimi nimeamua sai…nikihesabu pesa nimetumia kwa hawa wasichana iyo ni deterrent tosha…kuna day i had one come with a friend wakasema ati black label hainanga hang’iii …manze i spent 22 gees na soo nne…one night…one…

Uko na miaka ngapi kwanza?

Ju maneno ya madem umewacha, ushoga umeongeza?

i know it will be disappointing for you to hear this but iza am so straight a ruler has got nothing on me

hehee…nilikuwa nimezaliwa kabla multiparty ikuje

Only two things can bring a man down:

  1. His love for cheap and loose women
  2. His love for alcohol

Tame these two carnal desires and you will rise to levels that your peers can only dream of.

I can’t get even the cheap women and I don’t even drink, but I’m still broke.

then u are just lazy or very very unlucky. Ingia hapo carwash uoshe gari kumi leo utatokea na 1K. Do that for a month utakuwa na atleast 20K kwa savings. Ingia pale gikosh utafute mtumba na hio pesa enda KU/JKUAT hostels u resell these costumes to students and double your money. Rinse and repeat until u strike it rich.

The problem with your ilk ni heri ukae hapa ktalk all day instead of rolling up your sleeves and working.

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That type of linear thinking is hilarious coming from a person portending to give an inspirational talk. Wewe ndio huamini story za kuuza chapati unakua billionaire ama kuuza kuku unakua vice president. Life doesn’t work that way.

Just think about what you said… Just try.

ni sawa baki hapa basi crying how broke you are…pesa hutafutwa, money will never look for u

Wallahi hii uvuv mtu ni jinga

That decision imetoka huko juu its not over yet after a few hours ngojea decision itatoka huko chini

Hehe reminds me when I was 13 I got a gift from my aunt, two kienyeji chickens to be precise. Within a few months I had dozens of kienyeji in our compound and then someone suggested I sell and buy goats…this I did…got one goat and started calculating how I will buy another one by the end of the year…well, my business stalled when I went to high school but trust me I will definitely bring up this part of my journey when I finally become a billionaire…and I will have inspired so many chicken and goat farmers

TUTASEMA MARA NGAPI NYUMBA YA DEM USIWAI KAA UCHI , LEAST YOU WILL BE SEEN RUNNING NAKED IN TOWN .

If you avoid alcohol, you will automatically avoid loose women because often, men fuck chips fungas only after getting intoxicated. The average dude in the club will not fuck a chips funga when he is 100% sober.

zii nimeamua kichwa kubwa ndio itakuwa inacontrol kichwa ndogo and never the other way round

It’s easy to keep quit alcohol but even the soberest of men are bound to fall into the temptation of eating a nice clande. Only a few overcome the urge, especially if the clande is already too willing to part her thighs.