Post Tortoise

While stitching a cut on the hand of a 75 yr old farmer whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate while tending to his cattle, a doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to politics and politicians and their roles as our leaders. The old man said " well as I see it most politicians are Post Tortoises"!
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a “post tortoise” was. The old man said "when you are driving on a country road and see a tortoise on a post that is what a “post tortoise” is! The old man saw the confused look on the doctors face so he continued…
“You know he didn’t get up their by himself, he doesn’t belong up there, he doesn’t know what to do while he is up there, he is elevated beyond his ability to function and you just wonder what kind of dumb idiot put him up there in the first place”!!!
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@introvert weka mbisha ya Tortoise

let me be the first to say …ilishaonekana:D:D:D:D

VC umejiona uitwe Plato Njoroge Mwasimba hii asubuhi

acha wakuje.
watajipata siberia.
am in a foul mood after ku coniwa asubuhi

[SIZE=1]It is copied but VC has to pretend he is the mhenga.:D:D:D[/SIZE]

VC hebu twambie squeeze gate ni nini.

Hii tuliona

bandisso

Stop getting more complicated please. Hii nayo ni nini?
Edit. -Nimeenda internet nikapata hii

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnfSiGhRBM0

Hekaya ikuom…

“Old age doesn’t mean one has wisdom”
@FieldMarshal CouchP circa 1993

Hi tuliona

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Ungewasha nduthi na wimbo ya Makarena basi chieth. :D:D

Hiyo ku-coniwa ndiyo real story…

Kwani umepea digi account yako awe akipost…hii niliona nikimbishana na Nyaguthii ndio nijihure 22yrs ago

Ni vile nilikuwa kanisani ningeongea matope unipeleke Kamchatka.