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Slim_fit

Village Elder
#1
Endeleza...
Maisha inaeza kukuwacha @Amused. You invite your girl or chick ama in short @girlcicki out pale @Maathais supermaket but she comes accompanied by @1000others, making you look like you are @pimpin5000hoes. Unajifanya @kabuda sana unafoot the bill but it's so @Claire that even a @le scumbag with no @Female Perspective on matters dating couldn't ruin your night as such. Unakasirika unamdump inabaki umeishi kama ki @introvert flani coz hata advise za @ Georgina makena haziezi kukusaidia.
Dipping some @Ice_Cube in your drink; you remember your @ culture insists you get married once you're past being a @******* Kiaganu. You also realize that hii kuishi kama umenyamazia mashida kama kipruto @Kirwa haitakusaidia. You start wishing you had called @meriamata akutafutie bibi coast usisumbuane na kunguru za jiji. Unawaogopa waswahili coz you may end up with a witch yaani @ mundu mulosi but hekaya za @Tommy Lee Sparta akikamua @Kelitu kamuislamu coast zinakupea moyo.
Being the @omera you are, you angrily swallow your pride na unaulizia upewe through pass ya kienyeji kama @pseudonym kutoka coast. With advice about STDs from @Luther12, unaenda coast only to realize you can't @Slim_fit in their punnanies coz zishafanywa mitaro. You think about calling @kapoor akulink na mhindi mmoja msafi kama @pamba but you fear that kuwekewa pilipili hadi kwa drinking water itafanya ushute mishuto moto designed ya @Kombora.
Your dream of being a @Father Figure now seems to be more distant than you expected juu mabibi saa zingine wanaeza @snap kama dragon na hao hao tu ndio wali @Kilpatrick waachwe na mbirions zake. Another thought comes to you...si wewe ni @fundi wa thitima tu? Na unaamini mungu wewe si @Atheismo? So you can still trust him to bless you with a @Kindu Kiega.
Determined to end your dry spell, you decide to come back to the village to check whether @Nefertities is still available. Too bad she...
 
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Meria Mata

Elder Statesman
#3
Endeleza...
Maisha inaeza kukuwacha @Amused. You invite your girl or chick ama in short @girlcicki out pale @Maathais supermaket but she comes accompanied by @1000others, making you look like you are @pimpin5000hoes. Unajifanya @kabuda sana unafoot the bill but it's so @Claire that even a @le scumbag with no @Female Perspective on matters dating couldn't ruin your night as such. Unakasirika unamdump inabaki umeishi kama ki @introvert flani coz hata advise za @ Georgina makena haziezi kukusaidia.
Dipping some @Ice_Cube in your drink; you remember your @ culture insists you get married once you're past being a @******* Kiaganu. You also realize that hii kuishi kama umenyamazia mashida kama kipruto @Kirwa haitakusaidia. You start wishing you had called @meriamata akutafutie bibi coast usisumbuane na kunguru za jiji. Unawaogopa waswahili coz you may end up with a witch yaani @ mundu mulosi but hekaya za @Tommy Lee Sparta akikamua @Kelitu kamuislamu coast zinakupea moyo.
Being the @omera you are, you angrily swallow your pride na unaulizia upewe through pass ya kienyeji kama @pseudonym kutoka coast. With advice about STDs from @Luther12, unaenda coast only to realize you can't @Slim_fit in their punnanies coz zishafanywa mitaro. You think about calling @kapoor akulink na mhindi mmoja msafi kama @pamba but you fear that kuwekewa pilipili hadi kwa drinking water itafanya ushute mishuto moto designed ya @Kombora.
Your dream of being a @Father Figure now seems to be more distant than you expected juu mabibi saa zingine wanaeza @snap kama dragon na hao hao tu ndio wali @Kilpatrick waachwe na mbirions zake. Another thought comes to you...si wewe ni @fundi wa thitima tu? Na unaamini mungu wewe si @Atheismo? So you can still trust him to bless you with a @Kindu Kiega.
Determined to end your dry spell, you decide to come back to the village to check whether @Nefertities is still available. Too bad she...
hii ni @bangi iwe huru mugoka ya juzi heroin cocaine na mandrax.
 
#9
...ukakimbiza slices za @Pseudonyms ole Wako mlipofika kwa hoteli akaitisha @Ngimanene na nyeni ukastaajab ya firauni,kumbe import ni blue handle...hapa ikabidi @123tokambio kabla @introvert aje na crayon zake.
You don't give up lazima utapata hizi slices za @pseudonym utafuta lyrics kaa za @Touchlyrics but hakusaidi zake ni za zamani za mababu zetu kama @grandpa una wish ungekuwa @Tajiri ungemtumia @M-Pesa but wewe ni @mkulimabora ina kaa hii stori huta weza yaani @uwesmake !!!:D:D
 
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pseudonym

Guest
#10
Unatafuta GIFS za @screwplus lakini ata wewe huzielewi,unapatana na @gashwin anakushow maua ndio ishara ya mapenzi,anakupatia moja ya @Guru , unafurahi juu wafikiria hapa @spear italala ndani. @It's Le Scumbag anakubeba na tuktuk yake na wewe na kiherehere yako unamshow form, mdogomdogo unajipata uko cell ya @pamba na hapo ndio unapeana hekaya za @abunuwasi .....
 
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