Prenups

I want to counter an absurdly high dowry with a prenup, itawesa?

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If you can afford the small fortune why not. However I doubt if our laws allow for such.

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Hizi vitu zinakuwa transactional sana, naona nikifanya come-we-stay, sipendi ujinga

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Hapo wacha nikwambie ukweli boss,umecheswo na huyo mwanamke plus familia yake yote.I hope she ain’t from areas za kiambu coz the next thing you know…you know how it goes.

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lipa mahari kama umeamua kuoa just hope the lady brings to the table much more than just pussy and the ability to give birth…

It has always been transactional mate

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Exactly what I feel, akona bratha useless mwenye anataka ‘niinvest’ na yeye, biz ya furniture
Nacheswa bana!

Kwani wanaitisha dowry ya besha shingana?

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My advice to you,count the cost:
1.Pay for dowry
2.Educate all her siblings
3.Employ or otherwise empower her siblings and or Parents

By the time utakuwa unamaliza kufanya hizi vitu at a cost of 10 Million shillings plus,Birrionea kama mimi atakuwa ameoa mirrionea maraya kama vera sidika(Zero dowry due to mileage claims and disowned by her parents and clan) na nime-retire.

And please note:Hakuna mtu atakupea gold medal ama trophy after all this generosity.You will just be buying an overpriced pu$$y.

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psst: If you have any property given to you by your folks come to an agreement with them to be depositing a small amount of money in their accounts every month in form of “rent” hata kama ni 2K pekee, and keep the records, thank me later… that may shield the property when the time comes. nilipewa hii mawaidha na a wise old man…

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smart move, sasa nenda uchorewe INFIDELITY CLAUSE moto sana yenye inaeza fuga hata kunguru na huiongeze kwa io prenup.

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hebu elezea sisi mblo

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tafuta advocate mblo

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If you have to think about it you don’t love the woman and you have other intentions in this arrangement.

Prenups are not part of our African culture. It’s a bad omen to plan for the end even before you’ve made those sacred vows.
Falling in love is a risk, it’s also what makes it exciting and refreshing. When you manage those risks with surgical precision, there’s no room for spontaneity; marriage becomes a bland, boring business transaction. Stay single because it sounds like you’re both playing each other.

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Ni pesa ya kusomesha mtu UoN hadi 4th year

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Asandeni, villagers… Acha sasa nipime mtu chieth nione vile kutanuka

si I thought dowry watu huenda na uncles/mbuyu. hao wazee know how to negotiate and agree to reasonable terms

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You are very retarded. Hawa wakwe wameona uko “Fully Loaded” so they want to milk as much as they can from you. If it were me nikuKata hizo dowry negotiations na nitembeze kiatu.

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mbirrionaire Acoustic nakuelewa but offlate hizi nyoka ni so unpredictable, contigency plan ni muhimu.

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wewe Matrimonial Property Act allows for Pre-Nup bwana

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