→ If we don’t pray for our leaders’ health, one of them will undergo surgery.
→ God is bringing back sugarcane farming big league.
→ Heavy and dangerous rain will hit Central and Southern Rift.
→ Kenya and Rwanda will strike a trade deal so good, all other EA countries will wish they were us.
→ US will fund Kenya’s infrastructure like never before.
→ The president of a small French-speaking, European country will face tough opposition but God has sent Githiga to reveal that the opposition will not suck seed.
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