'Prophet' predicts 'doom' for Uhuru and Raila.

INSERTER

Village Elder
#1
A man from Nakuru who claims to be a prophet has predicted the outcome of the repeat poll slated for Thursday, October 26.

The prophet says neither President Uhuru nor NASA leader Raila will lead the country after the fresh election - He says God has stripped Uhuru of the presidency and will not allow Raila to taste the top seat.

The prophet says the end is near and God will be in charge after the fresh election A self-christened prophet of God has prophesied the end of President Uhuru Kenyatta's reign and how opposition leader Raila Odinga will never become president of Kenya.

Michael Waititu of the Messianic Assembly of Yahweh from Olenguruone in Kuresoi South area in Nakuru county claims God has showed him that Uhuru and Raila's time is up.

Waititu who spoke to the Star said he cannot follow Jubilee blindly and that God had shown him that Uhuru will not win in the repeat poll slated for Thursday, October 26.

``I am a Kikuyu but I can’t follow Jubilee blindly. I respect what God is saying, that Uhuru will no longer lead this country,” Waititu told the paper. He went ahead to claim that NASA leader Raila will never have a taste of the presidency despite his many attempts, with the latest being a win at the Supreme Court which overturned Uhuru's win. So what next for the country considering Raila and Uhuru will face off in the repeat poll?
 

INSERTER

Village Elder
#5
Waititu says the end is coming, God has him he will take control of everything. “My message to Kenyan politicians is that it is too late for them. The end of the world is here. I am now working on manifesto of the God's kingdom to inform Kenyans the next phase that the country will take due to ongoing crisis," he added.

Waititu joins a host of other self-christened prophets and men of God who have been giving their thoughts regarding the leadership of the country and the outcome of the election.
 

roots

Village Elder
#7
The other day I dropped my mom's thermos and she loudly asked me, "We Nderito , kwani kichwa yako ni ya kushikilia masikio na meno juu haufikirii?

My friend if you grew up in the 90's or early 2000's unajua after fearing God & electricity, next you fear your mom. Mama yangu alikuwa no-nonsense. Mnakula supper alafu unamuuliza kwa uzuri, " Mom umesema chumvi iko wapi?" Unaona amepoint juu ya kichwa yake Kidogo kidogo, shetani anakudanganya unaclick. Ghafla bin vuu, mama yako anageuka Julius Yego na kijiko inakuwa weapon. Anakurushia kijiko alafu unajiona mjanja unafanya a-miss. Hewooo, that was a clear sign of disobedience! Ulikuwa unachapwa mixed martial arts na unaambiwa ulale very fast. Unaenda ukilia unaskia amekuuliza, "Unalia nini ?" Unapause kilio unanyamaza.:D Did you know that not answering such a question was also disobedience.? "Yaani, nakuuliza swali unaninyamazia ? Naona umemea pembe. We ningojee hapo nikuoneshe kulia vizuri... Moreover, ungewahi bakisha chakula kwa sahani, my friend hiyo ni kumea pembe. Mko kwa hoteli mnakula unashiba unabakisha ulikuwa unaskia, " Eeh, we kula tu hivyo na madharau lakini tukifika nyumbani jua mi sipiki Ulikuwa unaachiwa pesa na wageni after wameenda unaskia umeitishwa. Ukijaribu kulia unaskia amekuuliza, "We Kuna school fees unalipa?"Ebu toka hapa uende ukalilie nahuko !" inabidi unanyamza. Mm nikapiga hesabu yangu vizuri my mom owes me kitu Ksh 4322 after tax(rent & food) Nilimwambia anilipe akaniuliza kama nimemlipa maziwa yenye alininyonyesha ndo anilipe:D:D:D Kutumwa kitu alafu ukose kuipata was also an offence. "Nderito, ebu enda uniletee Bible " Unaenda unaitafuta unaikosa unamwambia "Mum Mimi siipati." Unaskia, "Huipati aje? Kwani macho yako ni ya kurembesha USO? We ngoja niipate mbele yako There & then unajua your life has just made a wrong turn. Siku hizi naona watoto wanaambia wazazi wao wanyamaze wakiona Nickelodeon:D

Mimi ningeambia mama yangu anyamaze najua angepiga magoti aanze kuomba akiuliza Mungu
" Jehovah Rafa , yaani unataka kijana yangu mapema hivi ? Your will shall be done my Lord " na I wouldn't be here posting this.
Remember growing up ?
Tag someone you grew up with as we thank the Lord for our moms.
 
#12
The other day I dropped my mom's thermos and she loudly asked me, "We Nderito , kwani kichwa yako ni ya kushikilia masikio na meno juu haufikirii?

My friend if you grew up in the 90's or early 2000's unajua after fearing God & electricity, next you fear your mom. Mama yangu alikuwa no-nonsense. Mnakula supper alafu unamuuliza kwa uzuri, " Mom umesema chumvi iko wapi?" Unaona amepoint juu ya kichwa yake Kidogo kidogo, shetani anakudanganya unaclick. Ghafla bin vuu, mama yako anageuka Julius Yego na kijiko inakuwa weapon. Anakurushia kijiko alafu unajiona mjanja unafanya a-miss. Hewooo, that was a clear sign of disobedience! Ulikuwa unachapwa mixed martial arts na unaambiwa ulale very fast. Unaenda ukilia unaskia amekuuliza, "Unalia nini ?" Unapause kilio unanyamaza.:D Did you know that not answering such a question was also disobedience.? "Yaani, nakuuliza swali unaninyamazia ? Naona umemea pembe. We ningojee hapo nikuoneshe kulia vizuri... Moreover, ungewahi bakisha chakula kwa sahani, my friend hiyo ni kumea pembe. Mko kwa hoteli mnakula unashiba unabakisha ulikuwa unaskia, " Eeh, we kula tu hivyo na madharau lakini tukifika nyumbani jua mi sipiki Ulikuwa unaachiwa pesa na wageni after wameenda unaskia umeitishwa. Ukijaribu kulia unaskia amekuuliza, "We Kuna school fees unalipa?"Ebu toka hapa uende ukalilie nahuko !" inabidi unanyamza. Mm nikapiga hesabu yangu vizuri my mom owes me kitu Ksh 4322 after tax(rent & food) Nilimwambia anilipe akaniuliza kama nimemlipa maziwa yenye alininyonyesha ndo anilipe:D:D:D Kutumwa kitu alafu ukose kuipata was also an offence. "Nderito, ebu enda uniletee Bible " Unaenda unaitafuta unaikosa unamwambia "Mum Mimi siipati." Unaskia, "Huipati aje? Kwani macho yako ni ya kurembesha USO? We ngoja niipate mbele yako There & then unajua your life has just made a wrong turn. Siku hizi naona watoto wanaambia wazazi wao wanyamaze wakiona Nickelodeon:D

Mimi ningeambia mama yangu anyamaze najua angepiga magoti aanze kuomba akiuliza Mungu
" Jehovah Rafa , yaani unataka kijana yangu mapema hivi ? Your will shall be done my Lord " na I wouldn't be here posting this.
Remember growing up ?
Tag someone you grew up with as we thank the Lord for our moms.
@pseudonym @Guru @Mrs4thletter @Ebonycurves @Nefertities @Supu don Mamas,will ya kids ever have such memories?
 

Shaaban

Village Elder
#13
Watch out for false prophets. They come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ferocious wolves. The words of your 'prophet' are the signs of false prophets—leaders who shape religion to suit their own fantasies, who use the people’s trust for the conquest of their own selfish ends, who determine in advance by their own standards what the truth is and then reject what fails to fit the preconceived pattern
 

Guru

Village Elder
#15
The other day I dropped my mom's thermos and she loudly asked me, "We Nderito , kwani kichwa yako ni ya kushikilia masikio na meno juu haufikirii?

My friend if you grew up in the 90's or early 2000's unajua after fearing God & electricity, next you fear your mom. Mama yangu alikuwa no-nonsense. Mnakula supper alafu unamuuliza kwa uzuri, " Mom umesema chumvi iko wapi?" Unaona amepoint juu ya kichwa yake Kidogo kidogo, shetani anakudanganya unaclick. Ghafla bin vuu, mama yako anageuka Julius Yego na kijiko inakuwa weapon. Anakurushia kijiko alafu unajiona mjanja unafanya a-miss. Hewooo, that was a clear sign of disobedience! Ulikuwa unachapwa mixed martial arts na unaambiwa ulale very fast. Unaenda ukilia unaskia amekuuliza, "Unalia nini ?" Unapause kilio unanyamaza.:D Did you know that not answering such a question was also disobedience.? "Yaani, nakuuliza swali unaninyamazia ? Naona umemea pembe. We ningojee hapo nikuoneshe kulia vizuri... Moreover, ungewahi bakisha chakula kwa sahani, my friend hiyo ni kumea pembe. Mko kwa hoteli mnakula unashiba unabakisha ulikuwa unaskia, " Eeh, we kula tu hivyo na madharau lakini tukifika nyumbani jua mi sipiki Ulikuwa unaachiwa pesa na wageni after wameenda unaskia umeitishwa. Ukijaribu kulia unaskia amekuuliza, "We Kuna school fees unalipa?"Ebu toka hapa uende ukalilie nahuko !" inabidi unanyamza. Mm nikapiga hesabu yangu vizuri my mom owes me kitu Ksh 4322 after tax(rent & food) Nilimwambia anilipe akaniuliza kama nimemlipa maziwa yenye alininyonyesha ndo anilipe:D:D:D Kutumwa kitu alafu ukose kuipata was also an offence. "Nderito, ebu enda uniletee Bible " Unaenda unaitafuta unaikosa unamwambia "Mum Mimi siipati." Unaskia, "Huipati aje? Kwani macho yako ni ya kurembesha USO? We ngoja niipate mbele yako There & then unajua your life has just made a wrong turn. Siku hizi naona watoto wanaambia wazazi wao wanyamaze wakiona Nickelodeon:D

Mimi ningeambia mama yangu anyamaze najua angepiga magoti aanze kuomba akiuliza Mungu
" Jehovah Rafa , yaani unataka kijana yangu mapema hivi ? Your will shall be done my Lord " na I wouldn't be here posting this.
Remember growing up ?
Tag someone you grew up with as we thank the Lord for our moms.
With all this strictness and you smoke weed?
 

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