pu**y fart manenos

Sasa kuna day fulani apo nikiwa first year pale jkuat Juja nilikuwa nareside keja inaitwa academic house… It was around the first semester and around October and the year was 2014. The administration had made some unilateral decisions that comrades couldn’t fathom and as such, they took law into their hands na tukacause mayhem mbaiya sana juja… It took one full night of running battles with the police and and a whole day of GSU chasing and being chased(kwanza mimi being a first year I was so excited hurling stones na kutaunt makarau eti hawajasoma from atop our rooftop… Vita mimi gethikuadi tulipata later on my mbrathas nilitii… Usiwahi cheza na GSU!) Back to my story najua mnashangaa GSU shenanigans na pussy farts zinarelate aje… So to cut the long story short, the aftermath of the strike ilikuwa the semester was suspended and watu wakaambiwa waende home such that juja ilibaki kama ghost town with the exception of watu kama mimi wenye home is always the last option… Sasa ikabaki place nilikuwa naishi ni mimi na dem fulani alikuwa anaitwa Ngirotee na caretaker solo… Ngirotee is a black beauty (face) but with a fogothary body and never before had I even thought of her sexually… Normally even saying hi to such ladies is a toll order for me… Unaweza ringia mabeshte wako vile wewe huroll na mambiches wanoma tena akusalimie in public ma CSI wabling lie detector… Now being in first year without much academic work to do two weeks was a lot of time… Enough time for Ngirotee to tempt me… Back then nilikuwa nimeshag tu dem mmoja solo so mamioto zilikuwa mingi sana… Ngirotee akacome kuomba kiberiti day moja hapo akaniseduce but ego ikanishow siwezi rarua mali nyeusi nikasema niko na headache but akawacha kama amenipoison na macomplements mwendaa. … It was around 3 jioni… That night I could not concentrate. I tried watching a movie but every character looked like Ngirotee. Tried playing FIFA to distract myself but being a fan of Bayern Munich nilikuwa naona Boateng akikaa Ngirotee ikabidi nimejiambia nitamsample kama Mr. Eazi but no one would know about it… Mimi huyooo hadi house 23.nikaknock nikama alikuwa ananingoja akanipa some French kisses weh… Msolombo ikasimama kama wale wasee wa NYS siku ya jamhuri… She knew she wasn’t my standard and so she was trying to do the most to impress… Akanipa my first blowjob in life karibu niburst a nut kwa mdomo yake but my genealogy is of legendary sex heroes I couldn’t let myself down… . All the while alikuwa anawow how such a young man was so endowed… Blessings. Akajaribu kusuggest nimpee head but she was not deserving of such privileges. Nikampa missionary for starters as I always do… Only for like 5 minutes… Dark girls can be sweet though… . Nikamspoon next. . . All was going good until she posed for doggy and I heard some funny noises emanating from the valley. . . I think she blended pussy farts with real farts because I also remember a certain stench… I became unsettled. . . Some more farts and I couldn’t take it anymore. I hadn’t experienced such before and I thought she was having stomach issues. She was nonchalant the whole time… . I didn’t know how to explain it so I just withdrew with my Josto still rigid and ran away to my room… We never talked ever again. . . Later I learnt there are things such as pussy farts and it’s only normal… Hope I didn’t fuck with Ngirotee’s self esteem the wrong way… .

Apewe kiti ama wakubwa?

queef is the name nugu hii

kwanza aambiwe paragraph ni muhimu

Leta kiti fasta, boss.

NV kuleta hekaya kama hii bila mbicha inabidi ukae hapa tuandike barua kwa dean Punjab Uni hapo juja aseme ka ashawahi kuskia hii hekaya. Feel at home.
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Queen of queefs that Nkirote girl, eh!?

why do small guys with small penises always full of themselves?

Is this what you learned in school all those years?
One can’t read your hekaya comfortably
No paragraphs.
Osungu ikikulemea andika na Kiswahili!

They are full of smallness

Sawa pointee. Hutwo tugenes twa tuumama pereka huko------------------>

Heheheee, Unatorokea mshuto as if it is a chemical weapon, aich!

N. Vs wamekuwa wengi sana ama ni a new group of handles imefika

:D:D

Ngiroteeee arikunyaganya paragraphs wana? KEKE!!

Hekaya iko swafi, wachana na hawa wankers wa Telegram.
nimekupatia like ufike Village elder mbio

Hekaya poa. Nice flow.

and why does it irks you,kwani tunakumalizia hewa?live and let live

*Sips tea

Pussy farts huwa hai nuki, hiyo alikua ana shuta na mater core… Una bahati haku kunia