Mnajua money is the denominator of life. Ukiwa na pesa you wonder why people wamesota. Kama umesota you wonder where are people stealing the money they have. Kuna kusota and kusota kama fcking. Pale College nilikuwa msoto most of the time. HELB didn’t help matters either. In fact HELB and money thereof should be categorised as a perishable good. I used to drink keg kama fcking those days. But I drunk keg juu ya kuipenda:D:D:D:D:D:D. Si kukosa pesa. But there was a problem. I never had money for nduthi back to the college after drinking. So I came up with an ingenuous way to be carried for free by the nduthi guys. It is now on a Friday and I must put my plan into action else nitatembea 3 kilometers. Mimi huyo stage. “College ni ngapi?” I enquired. “Ni 50”, the would be muibiwa responded. Sisi hao. Nikiwa kwa nduthi I began singing to fool the muibiwa that I was completely drunk.
Haya sawa. Tukafika kwa gate. Nikishuka nikajifanya nimeshika mfuko as though natoa pesa. Then nikatoka mbio. Within a second nlikuwa nimeingia hako kagate kadogo and off I went into the campus compound. I knew by the time the guy aweke nduthi chini I would be at the hostels. Guys I pulled this stunt so effectively that I was proud of myself the following day.
Saturday I went to drink again, but a different keg joint. As usual muibiwa mwingine carried me to the college main gate. Hapa pia nikatoka mbio tena. It couldn’t get any sweeter. Could it? I pulled this stunt many other times. Then, devil, step in line. This day nimeenda another joint to drink as always, “College ni ngapi?” I enquired. “Ni 50”, the would be muibiwa responded. Sisi hao tukafika kwa main gate. Nikashuka as though nataka kutoa pesa. I bolted. Guys I was enjoying this. Nimeenda teke mbaya sana but wait guys, nikaanza kunusa harufu ya petro. They interact with petro na hizo oil more so kama duthi ni mzee. The smell is getting stronger, what the fck? Kumbe the nduthi guy had decided to chase me! But there is no need to panic. I can sprint at 100 m/s all day long. Nduthi guy had no chance with me. Let’s take it home guys. No guy challenges me in my own domain. Lakini the smell is getting stronger. The guy is almost catching me. I decided to threaten him, “rudi ama nikuuwe”. After the threat naongezea kasi. The threats are not working, I changed tact. “Rudi or I curse you”. The guy is still determined. It’s time to embarrass this guy now. He has asked for it. Nikaongeza kasi zaidi but kidogo kidogo mimi huyo kwa hewa, then chini. Kumbe the guy alinitega! Design niligonga chini wacheni tu. I laid there as the guy aliingia kwa wallet akaniibia 200 yangu. Mwizi. I relaxed there for a while then nikainua kichwa to curse him but he was too far for the curse to catch him. The devil can never be a small boy
alafu unatoroka juu ya 50 bob…tafuta maasai uambie hii hadithi…
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kuna utamu flani ya kuibia watu pesa.
ni kama udinye lanye wenye muliagana 1500/= for overnight.
alafu umuambie umeenda bar kununua Guinness alafu uwache wallet iko na fake money na a fake phone pia na upotee.
umepoteza wallet, plus pesa ulitumia kununua both fake money and phone.
but umemkula free ako ana kucurse polepole
You guyz are crazy…:D:D:D
Leta hekaya :D:D:D:D
OK this is funny ha ha ha ha
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Hio story ya kuhepa na doo za nduthimen ilifanya many Kenyans wakanyoroshwa sana in UG.
Yaani mtu mkubwa kama wewe unahepa juu ya chwani pekee??
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Wewe hujui economy ya comrade
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Story za ukweli zitatoka wapi daily? Refer me to your links perhaps I can learn a thing or two.