Mandugu , i have a naggin bedroom issue. I have a phatass 20yr young yeng that I’m currently entangled with. The problem is we were watching some apetizer porn while sippin on mkojo ya simba and she abruptly confessed that she has alwayz fantasized abt getting anal n she wants me to be the first explorer to venture there. Sasa Mimi na mkunduse is and has always been a Nogozone, Lately, amekua akiinsist sana on hii issue mbaka kunatime alitry kuingiza msedez where the sun don’t shine tukiwa kwa bathtub bt nikajisave na some fake xcuse abt adverse effects za soapwater ikileak into the anal cavity - ati inaeza cause fistula. Ntajitoa aje kwa hii issue? . Mtoi ni msexie mbaya, siezi mtema, maze nipeeni advise, wenye matusi waziforwad kwa @digi kindly, thanks
Entanglement ni wewe na yeye. Choices zenu ni wewe na yeye. Ukitaka kuinclude elders basi leta yeye watu wasample kisha wakupe advice.
Your level of Desperation disqualifies your claim to manhood and Elder status
Pigia elders pass wakutafutie njia ya huku where the moon shines.:D:D:D
When you are two alone in the bedroom, and the mood is right anything goes. And i mean anything!
…if you don’t. Kuna ninja inakuwa groomed for that shit.
Vile pipinono amesema hapo juu, if you don’t penetrate that anus another nigga will.
Na next time Ukitaka advice it’s advisable your query to be accompanied by pictures of the phatass.
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Been there before, told her a story… and the story goes like this… I told her once there was this married Doc friend of mine who had a hot wife. She was always nagging the dude to try anal and the dude declined. One day they were all drunk and she slipped in the dick bila the guy knowing… the guy enjoyed it a lot and kept asking for it every-time they were having sex… then it got nasty, the guy lost interest in vaginal sex and now all he wanted was ass. When the lady saw it was getting out of hand akaanza kumnyima coz she didnt like it like normal sex… funny thing, her wife got this idea from her single next door neighbor ( he learnt this from her during their wild drinkign sessions) So the guy approached the neiba and they started having anal behind the wifes back. When the wife discovered, the neiba had to move due to the social heat.
To cut the story short the guy elevated to other men and turned out full blown gay.
This is the point where you look her in the eyes and ask her… “what if I like it so much and wouldn’t wanna eat your pussy again, would you be offended? What if this whole time I have been gay and I didnt know, then that one act changes me and I no longer feel you liek that doc guy… wont that be the end of us?”
Typing is hard and boring… Give us feedback if you use this. Any woman in her right senses will have a clear picture in their mind that some holes weren’t meant to be dug.
Giggity.
and who narrated this story to you, you faggot doctor friend while busy digging your filthy faggot ass?
Ghasia niaje ume kuwa mtini Sana. Bado mandawuooo wanatoa Fujo.
It was a small misunderstanding
Kuna nyang’au ilikuja na handol mpya trying to imitate you. Lakini tulimguta yeye ni impure blood. Anajiita @Big fire huyo ni imposter.
Its something we came up with to tell women who try to walk us along this path. I don’t hangout with fags. Well, the corridors of your mind are to narrow to fathom this shit. Wont need to explain myself out.
Sasa wewe unakuja kutafuta validation ya wanaume what to do with your girlfriend in your bedroom? If that’s not pathetic I dunno what is.
You are less a man. Its all what is visible…