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Village Elder
#3
1...Hakuna kitu kinachonikera kama nalipa nauli kwenye matatu halafu kwenye mteremko dereva anaweka gari free naona kama naibiwa

2...Heri madem wangekuwa wanataga mayai badala ya kushika ball..ndio kama hamuko ready kupata mtoi mnakula kamayai kenu

3...
Hakuna kitu huniuma kama wakati sina pesa alafu

nikumbuke nyumba yangu huko mbinguni ni ya dhahabu:D:D:D

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#4
I can not where anything showing my thighs,pls dont misrepresent me this is indecent dressing, she looks like a hooker first of all what is a slay queen somebody who will slay you with diseases.Dont make me block you
 

roots

Village Elder
#9
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1.....Nakumbuka life ya highskul kuandika insha ty unaenda mombasa,,,,imgn ushafika voi na apo umeandika 150 words bado 300 more inabidi urudie kitu ulisahau nairobi

2....
Lakini mbona mtu huskia vizuri hivyo mti yake ikimwaga.....yaani unaamka asubuhi unapata compound imejaa maembe unachukua yote unaenda kuuza
Kwanza ikimwaga huko ndani, unaskia poa hadi unaisha nguvu za magoti juu ya kuinama sana ukiokota iyo maembe
 

roots

Village Elder
#16
1......
Kuna Jirani ametoka kunitusi "Paka.." tu sahizi...so nmeingia kwake kama hayuko nikakunywa maziwa yote na nikakula nyama alikua amenunua...Sahii nimetulia tu kwa sitting room yake nangojea arudi aniulize swali nimjibu "Meeeaaooow"
Sipendi kubebwa ujinga

2.....
Unatusi msee ati yeye ni mjinga kichwa yake imejaa ugali kidogo kidogo hivi waluhya wana-mkidnapp:D:D:D

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roots

Village Elder
#18
Everybody in a matatu is dirty minded.....:D:D:D
1) Nitakupea.
2) Atakupea mbele.
3) Hujapewa mbele?
4) Utapewa nyuma.
5) Nitakupa nikikaa vizuri.
6) Ngoja isimame nikupee.
7) Subiri asimamishe nikupee.
8) Hivi nilivyokaa nitakupaje?
9) Utapewa tulia.
10) Nikupee mara ngapi?
11) Msimpee nimeshampea huku nyuma
12) nimbao hadi tao?
13) songa niingie..
Then conda na bangi zake anasema Oya apo
nyuma watu wapendane.....
 

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