Ukipatana na Ule dame alikunywa guarana 9 mojos na akabeba delmonte 3, akakula smokie 4, samosa 2,akabeba pako ya fegi na bado akakunyima…https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14370260_10210524793739856_8886457124013081497_n.jpg?oh=fe181db2ad0245b1c48915587614214b&oe=587202FF
:D:D:D:D lakini kabla upeleke mtu huko kwote lzima ukue umeona dalili. Kama hauko sure peleka yeye kwa local yako kule ukitupa macho unaona gate yako
UPUSS, By guarana ya pili unafaa kutangaza msimamo kwamba unadai nyap, otherwise mtu atembeze kiatu uwinde kwingine
That’s what desperados get. Chics can smell desperation and they will milk you dry and you still be left drying.
Others like me even when showing the least interest get poosie shoved in my face left right and centre.
mimi hujaribu sanaaa kupeleka dem kwa mancave uzuri dem akiona Prado hananga wasiwasi . but wale hujiringa nawapeleka out akikunywa jameson aendelee kujiringa as in hataki nimshike ati anataka kienda home . i simple change tables and invite a super sexy girl , namuwacha kwa hio table pekee yake mbona nibembeleze mtu anakunywa pombe as if namuoa na nimewacha kuma kwa nyumba na kuma zimejaa all over na sina shida ya pesa , then i call my boyz tunakaa pamoja na madem wao .
niaje uncle uwesUkedi:rolleyes::rolleyes:
Enyewe in this day and age who uses such antics?Mwambie kabla muingie pub Terms and Conditions.
It is not much fun if you already know you are going to get it
Ikifika hapo ndio huwa unasema “kama mbaya mbaya, sigwes enda hii hasara yote nikiona.” Unakashika mkono, unakaangalia eyeball to eyeball halafu unakauliza:
Si umekunywa fobe?
Na ukakura thabutha?
Arafu ukakura nyama shoma?
Na kashubari?
Tena ya firifiri?
Baas, SHUMA RAZIMA IRARE DANI!!!
Alafu akidai ananyesha?
shuma inarara ndani
Unaitisha visual confirmation…ama finger test.
dem akipitisha guarana ya nne na hajaanza kukushika d!ck pale kwa club, ita waiter na umweleze alete kingfisher midget mbili na tot ya sambuca…kuna borehole inakataa kuchimbika na lazima ilipuliwe!
Hkm
This is how you know it’s Friday na end month iko corner. Watu kujiona Bingwa na tangu 15th watu wamekuwa wamekunja mkia.
How does it even get to smokies kabla hujamake your inyentions clear? This is a new low for desperate men. You let us down. Hata hiyo outing unampeleka should be based on clear indications that the more she takes the bigger slices you will take… And I am also speaking as a man who gets coomer thrown at me with little effort on my part…
COOMER YA DEM ANANYESHA NI TAMU SANAA na moto , dem ukienda na yeye mukifika club after first guarana i never beat around the bush mimi humuuliza kama ananyesha akisema yes namuambia simind hata kama ananyesha wengi husema they cant papo hapo nalipa guarana namuambia mimi niko dryspell mbaya aende nyumbani alale naita nyoka ingine .
na ukipata yule atakubali alafu akishakunywa na kutosheka aseme anaenda? hakuna kile utafanya
at 60 years wanakurushia coz wanajua hata shot nusu huwesmake
hehehehehe , young man learn from the best .
am a veteran tukikunywa na dem mimi huambia waiter chini ya maji alete bills ya Jemison or gilbeys which are my poison na ya other drinks like guarana and others . Dem akijaribu kunicheza ten nil hivo vile umesema najua ni mkora simple naita waiter namuambia hio bill ya others ni ya huyo dem , i swipe mine namuacha hapo . akikubali kutoa suruari namuambia apatie boy wangu simu niende nimnyandue moja kwa gari ndio nimuamini akikataa namuacha hapo na hio bill ya like 2000 shs most of the cases yeye hukubali nikishamnyandua kwa gari she is cool na huwa anakubali tuende lojo or mancave .