Rules for sexually active men who want to keep their money
Tell yourself ‘I like hoes, but not expensive hoes’
Tell your wife and concubines ‘You don’t sign my cheques’
Tell your friends ‘Hangover of Glenfiddich and changaa is one and the same’
Tell your dick ‘Dry fry is HIV, baby or abo(sh**)’
Tell your soul ’ A man with no control over kids is like Lion without mane, your wife, tolerate her but don’t be fooled until the last moment, after your funeral only he who called you to death will know who enjoys her in your absence, all the best’
Tell your kids (and support them without expecting a thank you, even if it comes ) "love school, have mercy, be smart and love money alot, as long as you earned it, shun fame, if unavoidable then don’t encourage it)
Always, whether rich or poor, save before you spend, best to save a fixed percentage of everything you earn through productive use of your time. No stealing, Kama wewe ni mwizi chomwa, ghaseer, bado Mungu will forgive you lakini, if you have the brains and heart to ask
From what you save and what you save only, risk in investments, take full liability for losses, but never feel guilty for withholding your profits - no wife, concubine, relative, or friend should eat it…only share it in your will.
Help without expecting back a truly poor person every once in a while, but since the majority are poor, favour those who smile in their calamity, not the usual pathetic lazy, jealous losers whose only wealth is the sob stories they share with whoever cares to listen
Do the above, be grateful for where you are, and you will never be poor
this is bull. The reason we take expensive liquor is to savour the moment of drunkenness and introduce checks and balances. Get addicted to pombe ya 500/- per litre kama meakins and you are on your way to your early grave.
First of all , addiction is addiction. No pride in being addicted to anything, ata pombe expensive. Second, Kama changaa imekushinda basi jaribu keg…na jinunulie, pombe ya kujinunulia ni tamu… shida ya nyinyi vijana ni kupenda kubuyiwa, Kwanza pombe expe, Mimi siwezi
I better stay sober than take cheap alcohol like keg and meakins. But thats just me. Mimi kama sina pesa ya Glenfiddich single malt 18 years acha nikae sober tu! That way i motivate myself to work harder kama nataka kulewa.
If it works for you sawa, Mimi if I could brew my own drink safely I’d do it…I never see value in spending more than 1000 na sijalewa…plus sitaki ya kubuyiwa
Hehe, Mtu hujisema…How would you know how my veins feel, unless you tried a drink that gave you that reaction? Whatever you are talking about is not changaa or even alcohol, but something else… now to the point, the issue is you’d rather not drink anything at all, but still save, always save, it’s saves a man when nobody can.
If you drink what you described in your comments anywhere, not just in the city, see a doctor immediately to tell you if you have toxic elements in your system, that’s the proper advice, sir, sio kustua stua wazee wakichapa tembo Yao na amani na pesa zao.
Now, if you drink real changaa, chapa ilale, buara unakula chakula, maji na tizi fiti. Na Kama unapika changaa swafi barikiwa sana…maisha ya ndume bila pombe kidogo haina raha bana. Brewers, you make us happy while saving us money
Chunga sana. Kuna too many fake Glen and other whiskies being sold in the market especially kwa clubs. Before I retired from drinking I switched from whiskies to Gilbeys because of the fakes.