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[li]it was in one of the buildings in the CBD, I was lucky, my handkerchief came in handy. Nikajipanguza vizuuuuri, nikajiambia hii kitu ukirusha hapa ndani haitaflush (hope nimeeleweka hapo). I was right, no water to flush. This is what I did. Nilifungua hapo juu mahali maji inakuwanga nikadrop my used handkerchief hapo ndani, nikafunga vizuuri, nikajiendea.[/li][li]Some place upcountry, I had gone to visit a friend, it was a small town. Mimi huyo nimekazwa. This was the best hotel in the small town. Mimi na haraka zangu, nimeingia n straight to business. kumalazia hakuna tissue, this time round, I was lucky I had my eyeglass wiper (how do you call hii kitambaa ya kupanguza miwani?), ilikuwa ile ya optica, but ilinisaidia, nikawipe hapo nyuma vizuuuuri, nikarusha hapo ndani, nikaflush, then I walked out as a king.[/li][li]My former workplace, food poisoning, mimi huyoooo mbio. After kurarua, am now relieved, then I realize hakuna tissue. Good thing is you could tell kama kuna mtu kwa lavatories, nikangoja hapo until I was sure hakuna mtu. Nikafungua mlango pole pole, I tiptoed to the next loo, hii ilikuwa na tissue. I made myself comfortable defecated more, then nikajipanguza nikatoka. It was a close shave.[/li][li]Now, Yesterday. Nimefika job eight, kidogo kidogo hio urge ikakwom. Do we have someone here who can compare these three feelings, how you feel when defecating, two that out of the world feeling when you are taking a lick especially after umekazwa, after kunywa uji ya wimbi ile fermented and three, the ultimate feeling ile feeling, ile feeling (gulps saliva). So mimi huyo nimekimbia, This is my new job, this is my second month, I want to project a certain image. Its a small organization, lavatories are also shared with walk in clients,(na wanakuanga wengi). I remember nikiingia I saw a colleague peep then move to the next loo ( ziko mbili tu), so na mamioto yangu, nimeingia nikafunga mlango, nikakaa nikaanza kurarua. Kumaliza no tissue. I cant walk out na trouser kwa Knees, nitapata clients, Siezi shout to my colleague in the next loo, aibu ndogo ndogo staki. I have a reputation to keep. I have a meeting at nine (eti to come up with SLAs, what is this in full again?). I then remembered what our muslim brothers do. But this time sikuwa na kale kakibuyu wanakuanga nayo. This is what I had to do… pole villagers. My right hand inaflush, my left hand inaleta ile maji hapo nyuma na kusafisha, round too, nikangoja maji ikajaa, My right hand inaflush, my left hand inaleta maji hapo nyuma na kusafisha, then I did it for the third round, convinced now hapo nyuma iko swafi. Round four nikaflush, I dipped my hands hapo ndani nikanawa. I was clean now. Nikafungua mlango, hapo kando kuna liquid hand wash nikafinya enough kwa mikono then nikanawa for 3 minutes, nikanusa vidole, ziko sawa. Nikadry mikono. Nikatoka celebrating , Mama I Made It.[/li][/ol]
Ebu share your experiences, When you realized you had no tissue thereafter…
