RECYCLE GALORE: Sweet Revenge

Hekaya by @Captain284

There’s this word, “Revenge”. Any time tumekosana na msee adai revenge my Fren, I can give him my wife for free nayeye awashane na mimi kabisa.

De’ Mathew alisema samaki wengi baharini. Nitaoa mwingine.
I know you are asking ‘huyu captain amevuta nini. Ati bibi??!’.

Now, almost two decades ago, my neiba from shaggs, we called him uncle, picked his two sons, his daughter and the maid(now his wife) and flew to USA. Uncle used to work as a Surgeon far in the city. We loved him coz whenever he visited, he brought lots of goodies for his kids. Being a friend to the kids I could not go without some bites. When he left i did not necessarily miss him but the goodies he brought us. He had the “kinanda” that only played when he visited. It announced his presence in the village. Liked when it prayed Sammy muraya tunes.

It happened uncle could take a couple of months before he visited home. Hata kama hatungevuta aerial, this meant his wife(auntie) missed something. You guys know how saitan dances happily in such circumstances.

Sasa auntie had this pastor who frequently visited her esp when uncle wasn’t around. And whenever uncle was around the pastor visited in hurry just to pass greetings. I think this was to keep the nosy neighbours at par. Showing them nothing happened between the surgeons wife and him. He would resurface immediately after uncle left and in most cases sleepover.

As days passed i think Uncle smelled a rat and realised something fishy might have been happening between the two. Weekleaks that passie was feasting on his slices in the village had reached him but uncle kimwanaume ignored the rumours and the crappy mushene.

One fateful moment, uncle faked a trip to join Kenyan Neurosurgeons in a mission to curb a very contagious disease in westafrica. This was barely to take two or three months. Prior to this mission he had to fare thee well his family. He brought with him lots of goodies gifts and quite some good shopping. As usual the passie was around to pray for journey mercies. Uncle was happy and we all escorted him.

As wahengas deduced, paka akiondoka…passie alikuwa kwa uncle with a briefcase. He had brought with him some changing costumes,…panya kutawala miezi miwili akienjoy mathresholds. At around midnight “ngoma ikihuha ihuni”(when Lucifer starts whistling), uncle came back with his “tool box”.

He sprayed around the house, (@Meria anajua hiyo dawa wezi wanapulizia watu kwa nyumba sikuizi. Saw him upload the video.) Uncle quietly opened, tiptoed and went to carry on his revenge mission. Auntie and passie just lay there halfalive halfdead. He used some anaesthetic drugs then chopped off the pastas transformer. He then sealed it well the left him and the wife dead asleep.

Uncle came home after two months only to find out that pasta alifunga church yake na kuhamia base hatujui. Siku alirudi we danced murayas big chiune Muhiki wene ti mandathi the whole day.

Uncle had already sold the home, akachukua watoi Na kumalysia majuu. Auntie alikuwa amepewa a month to vacate. Nowadays, the guy is no longer a pasta, he mysteriously retired, akatorokea place hatujui na fununu zinasema bado huwa anavisit auntie. Auntie amerent kanyumba ka mabati in the village market huko shaggs. Huwa anachapa vibarua kwa watu. Pasta siku hizi anaitwa Semenia.

Inaitwa Sweet Revenge.

Talkers kujeni tucheze hii ngoma

"¶•¶√muhiki wene ti mandathi utotie gutotia weee¶√¶¶

Let sing along…
Mùhiki wene ti mandathi ùtotie gùtotiaaa…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myiOjMeCnRI

ferry true…thate fae green emojis.hii hekaya hufanya niogope bibi za watu

nyumba utarihaga tigana nayo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soNcifNLzoo

Muhiki wene ti mandathi :D:D:D

indo ciene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pIaFdxrLVM

hawa wahenga wa greek wako on point:D:D:D

mimi huogopa vitu tatu pekee hii dunia…stima,uji moto na bibi ya wenyewe

Passie alikuwa anabinja akitumia nini na transformer ilinyofolewa … hio refenge ilikuwa on point

mimi nashangaa kwanza [FONT=georgia]alikuwa ana gurumisha bajaj AJE? [/FONT]

Ata Mimi nashangaa…i thought transformer ni the whole of mjulubeng