Recycled. .But still funny

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Village Elder
Typical Kikuyu Mother...
Child: Mami eh!! (Mum) .....
Mother:Yuuu (Yes)
Child: Nihutire (I am hungry)
Mother: ( still digging)Eka atiriri (while still digging... Do this e?)
Child: Eee (Yes )
Mother: Mai mau mari hau ja na kirai e
( that water outside in basin,)
Child: ee (Yes)
Mother: Woe thafuni hau bafu
withambemoko ee ((Take soap from
bathroom and wash hands e?)
Child: ee (yes)
Mother: Uke undie!!!!!!! (Come eat me!!!!)


Village Elder
Lol. Or kitambo when mum is going to her mutigathi mugunda kurima(don't go to weed). But that sentence meant deadly repercussions if she came back to find no weeding took place.
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