Recycled. .But still funny

Typical Kikuyu Mother…
Child: Mami eh!! (Mum) …
Mother:Yuuu (Yes)
Child: Nihutire (I am hungry)
Mother: ( still digging)Eka atiriri (while still digging… Do this e?)
Child: Eee (Yes )
Mother: Mai mau mari hau ja na kirai e
( that water outside in basin,)
Child: ee (Yes)
Mother: Woe thafuni hau bafu
withambemoko ee ((Take soap from
bathroom and wash hands e?)
Child: ee (yes)
Mother: Uke undie!!! (Come eat me!!!)

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Hehe, nú maudu ma upuus. Ati úka úndie

Nonsense. Nuu wiraga mwana oke amuthice?

This is why us Kikuyus drink…

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Lol. Or kitambo when mum is going to her group…na mutigathi mugunda kurima(don’t go to weed). But that sentence meant deadly repercussions if she came back to find no weeding took place.

Ùyú nï wänä bïù…

Heheeee, funny though!

Kikuyu women can be rude sometimes. Me thinks only Kikuyu men born and raised can match them…:rolleyes:

:eek::eek::eek::eek:

He he, na ngore muragite ikombe ciothe.

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Hehe hehe dude,U Nuts…