So wadau kuna vitu zingine saa zingine roho yangu hunichezea.
On 13th of Dec,this Friday, I will be graduating in one of these local universities and kinda on a dilema whether to celebrate or be sad, for my wife will not be attending it,since she is not in the country due to work,and then there is this Kunguru who I have been ‘shticking’ for the past 2 months from Eldoret who accidentally knows about the graduation and now she insists on attending,accompanying me.
However,what gives me chills is after talking for a short 10min on phone,I don’t know where she gets this idea and suggests of bringing a friend with her.From my experience,the first time I invited her on a first date she brought the whole gang and to my surprise,they drunk my 15k(considering they are these chick who were not stable,just finished college) and haikuwatosha.
Now,hii idea ya kuleta beshte yake imenipa cold feets hata sasa im now trying to think of a good way to convice her ilikuwa ni ‘jokes’.
Wadau bado napanga mechi mbili na yeye before niingie mitini so sitaki niharibi mambo bado.What do you guys think about bringing a friend.Im not thinking or really ready for a 3some.
Saidieni advice and ideas.
Such a Beta dude! Anyway, lemmie help you. When your uncles took you to the forest for the cut, did they tell you how to deal with kunguru…oh wait a minute. K!h!! Wewe kulwa pesa yote ndio ujue kusema no
Shida ni yako kuambia strangers your future plans. In my kunguru hunting days, sikuwahi ulizwa unafanya kazi gani, how much you earn, ABOUT MY WIFE AND KIDS. Wewe najua umeambia hio kunguru about whereabouts of your wife.
Not worth it, sure you might get some candy in the end but that short term pleasure isn’t enough for the amount you’d be paying. Ask yourself what’s the difference between her and a hooker wa kayole? The latter is effortlessly cheaper and straight to the point so that means the former is just a glorified version of a hooker
Calculate the risks vs reward factor and asses the situation because life is full of math. you’ve already made one mistake so pull yourself together and learn from it.
Wewe ni mojingo, i once wrote it here, afadhali nikule pesa yangu na wanaume (am not gay) rather than whores. When you grow-up, utajua sababu.Wee endelea kufurahisha maraya
When you are busy thinking, planning, strategizing and seeking advice from an anonymous site…your side chick told her friend “twende tukule pesa ya hii burukenge Nai” …and the friend said “sawa”…end of conversation…am sure hata fare Ni wewe unatuma…start using your big head…shenji.