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  1. Fala 12

    Fala 12 Village Sponsor

    Nguviu
     
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  2. Fala 12

    Fala 12 Village Sponsor

    fixed
     
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  3. Okwonkwo

    Okwonkwo Village Elder

    nimesoma hii hekaya nikakumbuka story book flani inaitwa "Across the Bridge"
     
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  4. Thati

    Thati Senior Villager

    which tit did he bite? left or right?
     
  5. Abba

    Abba Village Elder

    Waa talk about writing porn..not watching
     
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  6. Luther12

    Luther12 Village Sponsor

    :D:D:D:D Good one. The blue basketball shorts make an appearance yet again.
     
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  7. Some Say

    Some Say Village Elder

    Vile squad ya arimis led by @kush yule mnono inasoma hii hekaya
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    Pic copied from @Mzee mzima post

    Hekaya timam. Reminds me of sister Jane from Tanzania when I was in Std 4. I had a major crush on her if I was old enough huyo ningemkamua.
     
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  8. Riddim

    Riddim Village Elder

    ....the infamous threshold was not reached:)
     
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  9. Penologist

    Penologist Village Elder

    3D deny deny deny
     
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  10. Ice_Cube

    Ice_Cube Village Sponsor

    swafi sana yaani you invested time and fuel picking her up at nkoroi and made sure she knew you had no other biz apart from giving her ride through making an obvious U-turn mbele yake? Wewe sio fisi, fisis scavange,you are a wolf,calculating a lethal.:):)
     
  11. introvert

    introvert Village Sponsor

    Great narration as always.
    Perhaps it time I found my way back to Facebook so I can read more.
     
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  12. Nattydread

    Nattydread Village Elder

    Hata nun alipewa vyombo vyote na sijui ni nani alisema wasivitumie.

    @mabenda4: superrrrrrr!
     
    Last edited: Jan 11, 2017
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  13. Nattydread

    Nattydread Village Elder

    That threshold is fictional na watoto wa Matiangi wamerudi shule.

    Two shots executed in fine detail the way M4 describes them will leave any natural woman moaning like a moose....

    The only exception is @Female Perspective, whose friction surfaces have lost all tread and are beginning to expose wire.
     
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  14. Mrs4thletter

    Mrs4thletter Village Elder

    Wanavitumia, ..kususu...
     
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  15. kah tony

    kah tony Village Elder

    I will never look at a nun the same again...
     
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  16. introvert

    introvert Village Sponsor

    Hehehe..
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  17. Nattydread

    Nattydread Village Elder

    Under-utilization of resources. Hata huyo nun wa M4 amegundua.
     
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  18. satan

    satan Senior Villager

    :D:D huyu si nun.just a whore addicted to shafting
     
  19. Mrs4thletter

    Mrs4thletter Village Elder

    He he
     
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  20. kyomboyo

    kyomboyo Senior Villager

    My friend used to f**k an Italian nun. She later moved to Spain but calls him about twice a week!